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for non-insta havers! sorry didn't get the volume in time, angela starts with "keep watching live feeders"
Most likely to be Madison's (@maddelusional.bsky.social) Meme Muse: ROME 2nd: Drew, 3rd: Jason IMO: yeah a weirdly camp & heinously un-self-aware douchebag seems like a solid bet 😭
Most Likely To Win: DEE 2nd: Barrett, 3rd: La Trice IMO: la trice is my winner pick but i have a very bad feeling that all the stops will be pulled out to prevent a WOC from winning again. so it'll probably be damn drew
Most Likely To Be Runner-Up: ANGELA 2nd: Dee, 3rd: Barrett/Taylor (tied) IMO: these results are such an insanely even split to the point where it kind of means nothing 💀
Most Likely To Win AFP: RICK 2nd: Jason, 3rd: Angela IMO: a straight man is inevitably gonna take it & rick seems fine so sure 🤷♀️
Most Likely To Be Seen As A Goat To Drag To The End: ANGELA 2nd: Melody, 3rd: Lyric IMO: if angela makes it to the end she's winning stfu
Most Likely To Be A Future Bloomf: DREW 2nd: Jason, 3rd: Ashley IMO: apparently his handler is gonna make him an account so pretty good prediction here!!!
Most Likely To Be Completely Oblivious: MELODY 2nd: Chuk, 3rd: Lyric IMO: i feel strongly that this is gonna be chuk idk why. he kinda seems like he doesn't know what he signed up for. also his name is chuk
Recruit/Non-Fan Most Likely To Impress: MALLORY 2nd: Chuk, 3rd: Haley IMO: all the choices for this one were abysmal lmfao. like sure i guess. maybe
Fan Most Likely To Disappoint: LYRIC 2nd: Melody, 3rd: Ashley IMO: yeah i get disaster vibes from all 3 lol
Man Most Likely To Be Babygirled By Fans: BARRETT 2nd: Drew, 3rd: Jason IMO: honestly since there's no super clear-cut Boy Nerd archetype this season i'm not sure?? drew seems closest so probably him
Most Likely To Be Extremely Polarizing Among Fans: ANGELA 2nd: Drew, 3rd: Rick IMO: another one i wish i left the CBS people out of... 4th was jason, 5th barrett, and 6th rome! i agree across the board
Most Likely To Be Boring Feeds: HALEY 2nd: Melody, 3rd: Kamu IMO: a completely understandable consensus & the most realistic outcome but i truly feel like haley is batshit insane just beneath the surface. i also think chuk might be a snooze.
Most Likely To Be Feeds Gold: ANGELA 2nd: Jason, 3rd: Rick IMO: i should have left the CBS people out of this one lol. la trice & barrett tied for 4th tho!
Most Likely To Rat On The Girls' Alliance: HALEY 2nd: Angela, 3rd: Mallory IMO: angela ranking in both of these categories 😭 yeah. i kinda feel like lyric is a contender too
Most Likely To Try To Start A Girls' Alliance: ASHLEY 2nd: Angela, 3rd: Dee IMO: fully agree with ashley & i pray she does!!
Most Likely To Be Problematic: ROME 2nd: Kamu, 3rd: Angela & Yash (tied) IMO: sorry to the 3rd placers, they're so far off 💀 though kinda valid. i think haley & mallory should be up there too
Most Likely To Threaten To Self-Evict: KAMU 2nd: Haley, 3rd: Rome IMO: god willing they all follow through!!!
Most Likely To Have A Slop-Related Meltdown: ANGELA 2nd: Ashley, 3rd: Yash IMO: slander. unsubstantiated. baseless. i vote melody.
Most Likely To Be Production’s Fave: ANGELA 2nd: Rick, 3rd: Rome IMO: i guess this depends on what you think of as “production” cause i feel like the day-to-day people probably think angela’s a nightmare lmao, but the higher-ups/casting of course love her
Most Likely To Cam Talk: BARRETT 2nd: Rick, 3rd: Angela IMO: HE DAMN BETTER THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY!! come on bloomf!!!