Zoey Solstice
@zoeysolstice
Hi! I'm Zoey! Taking smut writing commissions! See my pinned post for details! fat, kinky, neurodivergent, anarchist 🏳️⚧️ 🔞 MDNI Lots and lots and lots of problematic kinks Also currently unemployed! Fuck!
Hi! I'm Zoey! I'm getting fired from my job! No yeah that's actually happening, and it sucks. However, it does also give me an opportunity to do something new: take commissions for smut! Let me write your fantasy for you! See below, and check the alt text for additional details. Thanks!
Oh neat the good brain cells won this time. Fuck yeah fat trans women.
Shout-out to @transsalamander.bsky.social For alerting me to this bra's existence and pointing out that it was on sale ^_^ Excellent bit of Pride Month fit!
Clicker Training III: Revolvercucked is now fully complete and online!! clocking in at over 11k words, it's longer than the rest of Clicker Training combined by a healthy margin. Holy shit was this one fun to figure out and fun to write. Please give it a read! archiveofourown.org/works/839996...
*Sigh* here I am, home, and not a single pathetic little girl-thing around to suckle on my tit while I make her forget everything about how to be a human...truly, a tragedy.
And here's an actual announcement! Clicker Training Part III: Revolvercucked Chapter 1 Now available to read on my AO3! archiveofourown.org/works/839996...
Oh wait looks like they aren't doing pizza the moment, but I did get this in an email from them a few days ago.
Lmao okay okay I am maybe being ~slightly~ deceptive here, in that everything I said is literally technically true, but...well here:
All Borises for the last 35 years have mapped onto this as the Boris archetype, because he was such an iconically slimy character that he became the Platonic Boris Ideal.
Oooh, Clicker Training II has reached a neat milestone for hits on AO3! If you haven't checked it out and are in the mood for something extremely dark and twisted, you should give it a read 😁 archiveofourown.org/works/74097321
...In seriousness though, I deliberately avoid seeking out news, because it turns out "staying informed" is not as healthy a goal as it sounds like it should be. I still get the important stuff filtering down to me, but it arrives at a manageable rate. Also, I focus on the lovely people in my life.
A lil sad I don't get to wear this outfit for someone tonight, but, hey, I figure someone out there might enjoy this 😘
Well, at least, if nothing else, I'll be sticking my feet up everywhere.
Yes, though the explanation is fairly wrong. It's not that our brains "prefer regular patterns" it's that outside of a small focal area, brains don't really gather much visual data, and they kinda interpolate the rest to save on processing power. Here's a other illusion that works the same way.
This chaser on Lex seems... I dunno, so hilariously naive it's almost endearing?
Okay but like fr fr tho, where does this hit on the scale from "ew" to "damn, girl?"