Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch. Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
My long run was so fucking good yesterday, I’m surprised I haven’t spammed about it more. It was my first time running more than 5k at once and I spent it at one of my favorite parks. It rained surprisingly hard for the first half and it was glorious however very wet.
Is it autism or optimization OCD that loves obsessively planning running training months at a time? It could be both!
The birthday boy and I crushed our hill sprints and now we’re headed to the movies 🍿
Setting my alarm to get up at 7am to go to the gym which feels insane but also correct and it’s great but also weird how natural the hard work I’ve put in since December feels.
I just dropped under 200 for the first time ever (198!) since like middle school. I don’t really recognize my body when I get a decent look at it but that’s mostly okay. If I had done this 20 years ago I would have been a menace.
Excited to get home tonight and enjoy mandatory cuddle time with my stinky old man.
The evening ritual has been a nap on top of me after dinner lately.
I picked him up off the floor and sat him next to me like this and he just kinda stayed there
Sometimes the drag race episode is over and the drag show has started and they don’t change the TVs back so my Disney adult desktop background is just in every single one of them 🥴
Went out tonight with @karloffthekaiju.bsky.social to see what the kids have been getting up to and I am happy to report that genZ has a good time.
Left my contacts in after my run so I get to wear real human sunglasses on my errands
This diva gets to walk into the bariatric surgeon’s office 100+lbs down ✌️
I guess this is my car now which feels wild and very unexpected.
This photo from 7 years ago contains a fun Chicago drag jumpscare
Hit several PB’s today but I’m most stoked about breaking a 13 minute mile finally ✌️
Hit my time goal dead on, I’d say this mornings 5k was exactly the boost I needed!
5k tomorrowwwwww I have not had a great running week so I’m calling it a taper and looking forward to starting my new training block Monday
Pup-sitting my godson, Cornbread, for a couple days. He’s pretty much the best little dog tbqh