Dgar

@dgar

Name: Jon O’Hare Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar” Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music. Like = Marked As Read #DgarMusic Check out my tunes! Bandcamp: Everywhere else:

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Dgar@dgar· 22h

-4° looks like someone sitting on a toilet, and lol looks like someone drowning.

A sign at a beach. If you see someone drowning - lol - call 911.

Dgar@dgar· Jun 27

How’s the war in The Strait of Warm Ooze going?

Trump standing at a podium presenting a version of the US Stars and Stripes flag that features stars on a green background.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Dgar@dgar· Jun 21

Photo of Kiss guitarist with Gene Wilder’s face photoshopped in.
Caption: Like Gene Simmons
only Wilder.

Dgar@dgar· Jun 19

A photo of someone’s bare feet with a postage stamp on each foot.
Caption: If you're happy and you know it

Dgar@dgar· Jun 15

when you notice there is a hair on your screen

Image shows a closeup of Jerry’s smiling face (of “Tom and Jerry” cartoon fame)

The image includes a fine curved line that crosses the image and text.

Dgar@dgar· Jun 4

🎼🤖

Sarah Connor watching you pretend your little Al music is a real band.

[Image of Linda Hamilton as Sarah Conner smoking a cigarette with a thousand-yard stare]

Dgar@dgar· Apr 22

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social rejected this fact because of the quality.

Leonardo Da Vinci drew pictures of birds years before the CIA invented them

Dgar@dgar· Mar 27

Dgar@dgar· Jan 17

CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT TRUMP!

Daniel Laruso of The Karate Kid hands Donald Trump the champion trophy.

1984 ALL VALLEY KARATE CHAMPION!

Dgar@dgar· Dec 24

On 25th December, a child was born who would change the world forever. Happy birthday Isaac Newton.

Image of Issac Newton inventing homosexuality.

Dgar@dgar· Nov 21

A lone wooden post in a grassy field.
Caption: A NON POLITICAL POST
YOU'RE WELCOME

Dgar@dgar· Nov 18

Handwritten paper sign taped to a wall reads:
ONLY TOILET PAPER DOWN THE LOO
NO UNSUPERVISED CHILDREN
THANK YOU

Dgar@dgar· Nov 15

The book based on Jeff Wayne's musical version of The War of the Worlds. (Please don’t strain your eyes, I have provided #AltText)

Photo of a book, opened at the first page.
Chapter One
THE EVE OF THE WAR
No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs are being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we being scrutinised, as some with a microscope studies creatures that swarm & multiply in a drop of water. Few men even consider the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes and, slowly and surely they drew their plans against us.

"Dum! Dum daaaaaaaah?' demanded a furious string section. The air was thick with D minor. "Dum! dum? daaaaaaaaah!, they insisted.

Dum! dum! daaaaaaah?' they asked again, their urgency redoubling and then. by way of answering their own strange and terrible question, came to a grim, resigned conclusion.

Dum! dum! daaaaaaaaah.

There was moment of stiliness, and then there came a disco beat so tight, so in ther pocket, that I can still recall it with near perfect vividity. The muscular exertion of the sixtrenth-notes on the hi- hat and the solid four-on-the-foor of the kick drum was absolutely electric.

Any thought of not moving one's body to a tight groove of such intense excitement was swiftly gone.

"Dum! dum! daaaaaaah?" said the phased horn sound of a Yamaha C.S.80 synthesiser. The rhythm section continued its merciless flight from inertia.

Dum! dum! damaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?"

Dgar@dgar· Nov 4

Feint ruled paper with a red margin line has the words “My Day” handwritten in black ink and covered with a rectangle of solid fluorescent yellow highlighter.

This was the highlight of my day.

Dgar@dgar· Oct 19

Drawing of a music teacher and student at a piano. This is called sheet music. You can show this to a "lead guitar player" to make them stop playing.

Dgar@dgar· Oct 19

When is an airlock not an airlock? When it's a Dgar!! #Dgar Now listening to: Airlock ~ Dgar Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock