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@john3ners

Counting the Bastards in UKIP/BXP/Reform/whatever Brexit is more unicorny and pishy than ever

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1,122 Bastards@john3ners· 2d

(the headline on the story is better)

headline on BBC News Online: Stray cats showing up at raves, gigs and pubs now have own merchandise

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· 3d

Q: how do you know when your "travel poster" is AI slop? A: when St Denis has the wrong number of towers

ebay listing for "majestic saint-denis, france travel poster - basilica and french culture art print" featuring a rendering of the west end of St Denis with twice as many towers as it actually has

snip from wikipedia showing the west front of st denis with its one (1) tower

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· 8d

20MPH TYRANNY!

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· 23d

#hydrationbreak

a red bus drinking from a river (or it might have accidentally driven into it, idk)

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· 24d

tbh i think even *i* could do a mile in 27 years

screengrab from BBC sport website with headline "Britain's Kerr breaks 27-year mile world record in London"

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· 26d

reform's attitude to freedom of expression here

extract from story linked in quoted post:

"Despite initially claiming only three flags would be flown over town hall - the St George’s Cross, Union Flag and Barnsley Council flag - they then proceeded to raise the Armed Forces flag, with a motion to finally cement their policy to be discussed at a full council meeting on Thursday (July 16)."

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· 27d

farage when someone posts that they're going to shoot him vs farage when someone posts calling for multiple people to be burnt alive in a hotel

extract from bbc news online: "Farage said: "This is the first time the police have ever proactively acted on a social media post, and I hope they are looking at the other three or four hundred similar posts from this year alone.""

tweet by nigel farage: "Welcome to freedom, Lucy Connolly.

You are now a symbol of Keir Starmer’s authoritarian, broken, two-tier Britain."

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· 27d

farage on someone else who got into trouble with the law for making violent threats online:

tweet from nigel farage, 21.08.2025:

Welcome to freedom, Lucy Connolly.

You are now a symbol of Keir Starmer’s authoritarian, broken, two-tier Britain.

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jul 11

well, at least he's not a nazi

from https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/person/139380/kai-stephens:

Kai Stephens's policies
Statement to voters
I am proud to be representing the British Democrats as their candidate for the Clacton By-Election.

Full statement
I have chosen to stand as frankly, the choices being proposed to the public are entirely subpar.

A traitor who works in the interests of Zionism, Capitalism, Globalism, and a failed leftist comedian who copies the act of a dead man.

By voting for Binface, you are voting for 'Have I Got News For You' liberal slop politics, that perpetually degrades and humiliates our nation.

You are justifying a pro-immigration, slop message.

The British Democrats will be the only option on the paper that is serious, patriotic, and most importantly, NATIONALIST.

Vote for what you believe, without lending your vote to crooks.

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jul 8

gobshite www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

extract from guardian story:

Tice, via lawyers, threatened to injunct the Guardian to stop it publishing these details.

Without responding to any of the questions put to him, Tice then appears to have shared the allegations contained in the Guardian’s requests for comment with the Telegraph, which wrote them up without credit or contact ahead of publication.

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jul 5

not only do i know where that is, i also know where *this* is i am, however, a very irresponsible person

a galvanized triangular key for an electricity meter cupboard

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 29

old enough to recognize this as a data centre

a black & white postcard image of Hereford Cathedral's chained library

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 25

an important lesson for us all here

a slide from the softbank presentation linked in the previous post

headline: "Goose was not valued"
below that, 3 golden eggs
on the left, a white goose stands. on it is written "Goose value 0?"

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 24

with apologies for the delay, thank you @melissaschuh.bsky.social (and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social) - v much looking forward to it!

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 24

ah, the agony of choice

links on the ITV website

itv4 is showing the world cup
the next channel down is showing Carry On Abroad

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 22

from 2021: www.thepinknews.com/2021/06/18/d... Jeffrey Donaldson warning about "serious child protection and safeguarding issues" projection much?

In February 2020, he claimed that sex and relationships education was being “taken over by ideologues and special interest groups who wish to promote their own agendas which in a number of cases are leading to serious child protection and safeguarding issues”.

He said he wanted to “alert parliamentarians to the dangers involved and the potential increase in emotional, psychological and physical harms that are already arising due to the way RSE is being handled in some schools.”

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 20

highlands heatwave latest

snap of bbc weather showing a maximum temperature of 17C on tuesday

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 19

i went looking for references to a hit to GDP and "project fear" i found this which, in GDP terms at least, is spookily accurate, even though that's not how the author intended it blogs.lse.ac.uk/brexit/2018/...

“The analysis also presents a downside scenario, finding that the shock could be much more profound, meaning the effect on the economy would be worse still. The rise in uncertainty could be amplified, the volatility in financial markets more tumultuous, and the extent of the impact to living standards more acute. In this severe scenario, GDP would be 6% smaller, there would be a deeper recession, and the number of people made unemployed would rise by around 800,000 compared with a vote to remain. The hit to wages, inflation, house prices and borrowing would be larger. There is a credible risk that this more acute scenario could materialise”.

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 18

and without fail they open the comments, so that we can benefit from such nuggets of wisdom as

comments on BBC News online piece about forthcoming heatwave:

Comment by philaterely at 06:53
philaterely
06:53
to Rosalyn Dossavitch

"
Everyday the rip off energy cartel in the UK dont make a dime out of me is a good day
"
That’s why they are encouraging air con: using more energy.

D
Comment by Dez at 07:23
Dez
07:23
to Rosalyn Dossavitch

"
Everyday the rip off energy cartel in the UK dont make a dime out of me is a good day
"
The rip off turbines owners, being paid while they don’t turn.

Comment by look at those penguins at 07:34
look at those penguins
07:34
to philaterely

"
That’s why they are encouraging air con: using more energy.
"
The clue is in the name 'air CON'.

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 16

kudos to the telegraph for this page break in their story about Andrew Castle getting the push from the beeb's wimbledon coverage

extract from tomorrow's Telegraph front page's story about Andrew Castle being let go by the bbc

It starts with a quote from Castle:
"To be honest, when I got the job 23 years ago, a lot of the more experienced commentators felt that they should have been first in line. Their noses were put out of joint. So, in the wider scheme of things, I am lucky that I had the best gig in sports broadcasting for so long, during the greatest age of men's tennis." Asked what he would do in the future, he replied: "My wife

continued on page 3

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 14

i'm guessing the russian money was just too tempting for tommy ten names

extract from Guardian article:
"Those who consider Putin’s Russia to be a significant threat see Robinson’s remarks about the country as concerning. Last week he told the Guardian from Moscow: “I’ve come to see how this country got itself so well on to the straight and narrow and see the beauty of a civilised society here.”

Robinson added: “Russia is not the enemy of Britain. That narrative has long since died a natural death. There are those who benefit from pushing Russia as an enemy but everyone laughs at those people now.”

The Royal United Services Institute, a London-based thinktank, said: “Russia is one of the most prolific actors when it comes to conducting hybrid campaigns to influence the politics of other countries, including the UK. These campaigns blend online influence, cyber-attacks and other measures to try to cause offline effects – and events such as the Belfast attack certainly have the kind of incendiary potential that Moscow may seek to harness.”"

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 13

surprise! the massive scaffolding is so the humiliation can be concealed from view

a large tarpaulin is hauled up the scaffolding erected for the removal of "the donald j trump and" lettering at the Kennedy Center

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 13

i'm sure spending 382490 hours putting up scaffolding to take Trump's name off the Kennedy Center is absolutely essential 🙃

a man on a cherry picker installs the letter "d" on the Kennedy Center (Heather Diehl/Getty Images)

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 9

i'm sure the good people of hereford would be delighted to trek several miles to the cattle market, which is presumably closed anyway

snap from google maps showing various routes from hereford city centre to the cattle market

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 6

the answer is racists. hope that helps

snip from bbc news online, leading to a piece by Laura Kuenssberg:

"The Nowak murder has lit a match under British politics. This is how we got here."

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 3

@rubbertoes10.bsky.social not often you see a good ratioing on here, but i suspect this one's going that way

post by sky news: "Henry Nowak murder's [sic] has highlighted the debate on whether UK police are anti-white"

so far it has 36 RTs, 100% of which are quotes, 31 replies and 5 likes

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 3

"cold rage"

a photo of street disorder in hampshire last night. a man wearing a balaclava appears to be attempting to launch a bike at police

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 2

alice: are you planning to run home farm by yourself? brian: i'll manage fast forward to august #TheArchers

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· Jun 2

if only there were some way we could have guessed this would happen

screengrab from guardian article at https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/12/nigel-farage-eu-salary-docked-claim-misspent-public-funds

quote: "Farage, who has been an MEP for 18 years, has one of the worst attendance records at the parliament in Brussels and Strasbourg. He is ranked 748 out of 751 MEPs and has taken part in only 37% of votes in the current parliamentary session, according to VoteWatch Europe."

screengrab from guardian article https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/09/nigel-farage-fishermen-ignored-ukip-brexit

quote: "His voting record while a member of the influential European parliament fisheries committee is utterly dire – over three years, he turned up to one of 42 meetings. Research by Greenpeace shows that during the three major votes on the common fisheries policy, Farage failed to vote in favour of improving the legislation."

1,122 Bastards@john3ners· May 20

whoever did that has been trying it on today. here he is using the same paypal account on another impersonation