Leah from South Dakota

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Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 28d

This is an insane article. Also, there's this:

Youtube spokesperson incredibly named Boot Bullwinkle

Moose is closed from National Lampoon's Vacation movie.

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 28d

Why not a little #TwoPageTuesday? It's always the fine print that'll get you on those deals with the devil... #Scriptsky

SALIX

I will grant your wish. But in return, I demand one year of your life.

NEVAEH

You're... you're going to kill me?

Salix laughs, a hideous sound like snapping branches.

SALIX

No, no! You're worthless to me dead, child. What I want is possession of your body for three-hundred and sixty-five consecutive days, after which you will have it returned. Sound fair?

NEVAEH

But what will happen to me during...?

SALIX

You'll have no memory of it. Will be but the blink of an eye!

NEVAEH

Okay... but I want some conditions. I know how this works-- you want to use this to trick me.

SALIX

This is not a trick. It's a negotiation, so state your conditions.

NEVAEH

Alright... you can't commit any crimes or do anything illegal with my body-- no murder, or stealing, or hurting anyone else. And you can't make any permanent changes to me. No tattoos, piercings, selling my organs...

SALIX

You're taking away all the fun, but I agree to adhere to your rules as stated.

NEVAEH

And you leave my mother alone. She can't know about any of this. You can't call her or contact her, ever.

SALIX

If that is all you request of me, then I believe we have a deal. One year and your mother's life restored to normal.

NeVAEH

Okay...

In the reflection in the mirror, Salix extends the approximation of a human-shaped hand.

Nevaeh holds out her own, trembling hand.

NEVAEH

When will the year start?

Salix snatches Nevaeh's hand like a viper striking it's prey.

SALIX

Now.

Everything goes BLACK.

INT. SHITTY MOTEL ROOM - DAY

Nevaeh's eyes snap open. She sees a dingy popcorn ceiling where a light fixture full of dead bugs glows.

She groans, struggles to sit up. When her trembling hands clutch the very pregnant belly protruding from her filthy shirt she screams.

And screams.

And screams, until the horror teeters over into sobs.

Nevaeh hyperventilates as she wipes her tears.

Emotionally spiraling, she looks around the room--

King bed.

Table with two chairs beside the closed window curtains.

At the foot of the bed rests a cell phone and wallet.

Nevaeh snatches the phone, then laughs a manic, reassuring laugh when she sees the photo of she and her mother glowing on the home screen.

She hits the contact for MOM.

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 28d

We have some sock drama this morning.

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 28d

Comedy Fundraiser & Silent Auction hosted by Dan Bublitz Jr.

Sunday, August 30th, 2026
Country Road Barn
45648 164th Street, Watertown SD
Doors and silent auction at 5:30, show at 7pm
CRB will be serving beverages but the kitchen will be closed.

Sam Bruns is a lifelong Special Olympics athlete and a phenomenal artist. Sam has a medical issue that is hindering her ability to eat or drink. She is currently being treated at Mayo Clinic.

Comedy Featuring: Travis Rustin, Aleda Windels, Luke Johnson, Jerry Irby, Alisha Rayme, Chris Freier, Timmy Williams, Joerner, Nathan Hults, and John Smalls.

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

A couple options

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

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Whimsy is revolution, rest is rebellion and creativity is resistance.

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

You know me:

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

Me starting any new script.

What combination of unresolved trauma & dark humor coming out at in appropriate yet hilarious ways am I going to wow them with today

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

Okay, he has changed his tune now that the vet tech called him the prettiest boy 💖 Even busting out some rare purrs! Clearly need to pay him more compliments...

Gray kitty posing like one of your French girls

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

Vet checkup for Ashes and he is NOT happy about it 😂

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

Just given the premise of LAST LAUGH, a lot of Josh's dialog ends up being monologues. But would be a great role for someone who really wants to be just the worst fucker ever. Don't worry, he gets what's coming to him.

He gestures to the cameras and mirrored walls.

JOSH

Good thing, too, because the ratings for this two-bit reality show have been in the shitter for years! First order of business was to make some major upgrades-- optimize the tech, fire some redundant employees, but most importantly: make you the star of this season. Just think of all the fun we're going to have!

Josh faces Olivia, gazes into her eyes.

JOSH (CONT'D)

You probably won't believe it, but this is my first time actually inside Freeman. That's right, I'm losing my "Freeman Virginity" to you.

Josh leans on the table, runs his fingers over the surface.

They linger on the words KILL ME scratched into the metal.

JOSH (CONT'D)

Before now, I never understood the appeal of this show. Pay money to fuck with people for a few hours? Sounds pretty cringe, but you, Olivia... you're the only person I want to fuck with. Remember what I told you: I don't get even, I get ahead. How about we take a test drive?

Josh stands behind Olivia, holds his arms out.

Olivia mirrors his movements, her face without emotion.

JOSH (CONT'D)

Beautiful! Okay, let's try something a little more challenging.

Josh tilts his head to the right.

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

Me sending queries.

You know what sounds hot? Nobody hurting my feelings ever again.

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd· 29d

For like, the 3 of you who are also in #SiouxFalls, just dropped off both THORNA books and a copy of THE LOST in the Little Free Library outside the SDPB building downtown 👀