Monster Of The Week 334 is A/BTesting, might be loud might be soft, loves to test hates to be tested, thinking of a career change maybe get into teaching or something.
Two volumes of an anthology Witches Save The World came out this week. eternalhauntedsummer.com/gorgons-gaze...
Monster Of The Week 333 is ShipWrong, implied by the existence of shipwrights, they mostly float and what more can you ask, lives a long way inland despite the commute, can't stand living by the sea.
Monster Of The Week 332 is Hairdress, probably best to wear a slip under this, well the barber got a new sweeper and when the hair products spilled it came to life, modelling at fashion week.
12 months ago I posted this to my Patreon, and sent it out on postcards to some lucky subscribers. Now this tiny story of what to do when something extraordinary happens is flying free where everyone can see it.
Monster Of The Week 331 is CrimeologyDepartment, the criminology department studies crime to mitigate it, crimeology is about making it cool, daring heists, high speed chases, elaborate cons, sign up here with name, address, bank details etc.
Monster Of The Week 330 is CakeOfTheWeek, a much more normal series, and one cake a week is hardly excessive, except this one which turns out to be over seven stories high.
From the story idea spreadsheet of course
The (deleted) scene I wrote for the Napoleon film
Monster Of The Week 329: Switcheroo, full of flim-flam and razzmatazz, does some fun tricks where the quickness of the lighting changes deceives the eye, on and off and on and off and on and off and on a
I can confirm Voidspace In Conversation was human made - here's the spreadsheet I made the index in (I learned several lessons about making indexes (indicies?) during this!)
Monster Of The Week 328 is EyeFullTower, fabulous landmark, a real sight, sometimes overlooked but that's the nature of a tall eye.
12 months ago subscribers to my Patreon received this not quite stream of consciousness account of a conversation I had while making food, or making food while having a conversation. Sometimes you get a postcard about growing a house from mushrooms, sometimes you get rocket science (see next month)
Fine my mandatory terrible comic #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Monster Of The Week 327 is WoodenSteak, no, don't try and cut it, we made it to display in the window then it came to life for some reason, really loves garlic.
Oh man I wrote this, Unorthodox Archaeology, I wonder if it's any good (it is not good)
Oh yeah 7th out of 7 probable hallucinations
Monster Of The Week 326 is Bloat, ate something that disagreed with him, the treatment is to vent the gas, no look it up, the instrument is a trocar, you stab the bloated creature to let it out.
Monster Of The Week 325 is StoneSword, just minding their own business then - SWORD, gave them sentience, arms, legs, a face - starting to think the sword might be magic, Hey! Leave that alone.
Please enjoy my set of moustache stamps
Probably getting this thanks to my crime writing research. Probably.
Monster of the Week 324 is Epsion, remote viewing, knows what's happening, almost seems to know before it actually happens, hosts cocktail hour every Friday
Trying to imagine the conversation in which Joseph Pain convinces his son Thomas Paine not to sign aboard a Privateer named Terrible under Captain William Death
Monster Of The Week 323 is RedHot, glowing reviews, you may be wondering what is so monstrous; try putting your hand on them, warm personality.