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@1000yearwhore
Bry 007, Any Pronouns, 30-Something, Afro-Mexican, Vogue Femme, Gaymer, E-Thot. 50% Soft, 50% Cunt, 50% Stupid, 50% Feisty, 100% Bad at Math. linktr.ee/1000yearwhore
I'm still here y'all, don't worry. Is it still thicc and juicy?
Well, what better day to post than #humpday? I'm 10lbs from my goal weight and feeling better every day, after beating many injuries and EDs on both ends of the spectrum.
Caught a new shiny and immediately came up with a name. 🤣
Got my baby finch adventuring with a sword and guard dog, I wish a MF would try to run up on him.
Y'all heard of "Sweet Pussy Pauline", right? Well I'm "Sweet Bussy Bry", now watch me tear this pussy up like newspaper cuz it wasn't built right now way!
It's been a minute, but I am finally checking in with some progress pics. Let this be a prelude of things to come.
I will never explicitly say if me being stoned influences my food purchases, but if you ever look into my fridge and see a 1.5 lb bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows, it's a pretty safe assumption to make. 🤣
Nothing says "great end to a day" quite like free THC popsicles.
Hey y'all, a friend of mine has fallen on some hardships and could use some assistance with his monthly expenses. Totally okay if you can't donate, but he would greatly appreciate if you could repost to help signal bost this.
As a medical professional, I constantly struggle with not using informal terms for body parts.
I sent a friend a photo of me rocking my pigtails, and this MF gonna go "You're so considerate to give your tops handlebars like that.". I hate it here. 🤣
Got asked by a coworker today why I'm always smiling, and I told her because otherwise, my RBF makes me look like a cunt. 🤣
Haven't been too active on here as of late, but that's because I've been working on myself. I'm happy to say I'm under 190lbs for the first time in around 5 years or so. Got about 10-15 left before I'm at my target weight.
Trying something new today. Just took a scoop now, says it takes 10-20 min to kick in.
And why not post the actual images (plus one that I prefer) from this trip down memory lane?
Don't you just love when the cloud takes you on a trip down memory lane? 🤣
Was trying to tell a friend about the "thumb" trick whole sucking dick, and because I teach best visually, I recorded this. 🤣
Digging into the archives from a few years back for #thongthursday, this was when I was officially at my thiccest.
An early #humpday treat for y'all (early for me at least since it's not even 5am where I am. 🤣)
Random Quotes from TV Shows that live Rent Free in my mind: Mr. Larrity from Code Monkeys "Can you start by telling me why I got less money than a three-dollar whore with no singles at a two-dollar bill convention?"
Would anyone like to come swap this toy out, preferably for something larger and/or more lifelike? 🍆🤛
Getting eaten out by the top who bragged he can eat an entire pudding cup without a spoon.
A little something from the archives for today. I don't wear hats too often, but when I do, I like to send a message. #thongthursday
Friends and I were talking about what would happen if Jesus was jerking you off and used his crucifixion holes, and that led to this. I am sorry I'm advance.
Nintendo be like "We don't know nothing about 'Alexa' this or 'ChatGPT' that, y'all get a faggy talking flower as your assistant!"
Looking back at photos of myself in 2019, and man, I was really fit, this was when I was climbing 3 days a week and running 4 days a week. I know I'll never be a twink again, but I do pledge to get back to that level of physical activity and fitness so I actually feel strong once again.
I hope everyone has the THONGIEST of #thongthursdays to have ever THONGED