David Landon

@4gottenfuturist

Tommorownaut. Cynical optimist. Dreamer. Lover of Star Trek, EPCOT Center, Monorails, PeopleMovers, and other trappings of the great big beautiful tomorrow we never got.

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David Landon@4gottenfuturist· 24d

Captain Renault from Casablanca saying “I’m shocked, SHOCKED!”

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· 26d

I love this bridge, too! I made a screenshot from the Roddenberry Archive that I use as my background for Zoom/Teams meetings

Screenshot of the Science station of the Enterprise-A from the Roddenberry Archive.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· 28d

Cover to a fictitious Little Golden Book entitled "Everyone I Don't Like Is Without Honor, A child's guide to Klingon politics". It features Gown in striped pajamas riding a sled down a rainbow.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jul 12

Give us what we want.

Walt Disney World Tomorrowland entrance as it appeared from the 1970s to the early 1980s, with the graceful white spires

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jul 6

Phrasing. (Couldn't they have put the word "survivors'" in there?)

News headline from WCJB.com that says "Lotus Marion becomes designated sexual assault center for Marion County"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jul 2

Went up in the Disney Springs balloon and got a picture of my favorite building. (Not BLT)

The Contemporary Resort (and Bay Lake Tower) as seen from the Disney Springs balloon.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jul 1

The two parts of this headline have nothing to do with each other. Michael Jordan is in his 60s, he’s not trying to sign with any teams.

Headline from Apple News: “LeBron is leaving the Lakers. These three teams have the best shot at landing the GOAT.”

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 28

Maybe the one time a year I go on Facebook and it serves me this ad. Who does the Mark Zuckerberg Robot think I am?

Facebook ad for Vrbo showing thumbnail images of several vacation home rentals. The first one is an image of what looks like a red-lit sex dungeon.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 24

I didn’t even know she was Jewish.

A Supergirl tumbler that is meant to look like the top half of her costume. Only it’s “wearing” a rubbery trench coat that is flesh-colored and kind of veiny-looking.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 22

Since Peter "Optimus Prime" Cullen voiced Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie-The-Pooh cartoon, sometimes I like to imagine Eeyore saying Optimus's must unhinged lines from the Michael Bay movies.

A picture of Eeyore with the text "You picked the wrong planet. Give me your face."

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 22

IYKYK

Fictitious Star Trek: The Original Series title card: "Green Priestesses of the Cosmic Computer. Written by David Gerrold."

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 17

4-panel Anakin-Padme meme. Panel 1. Anakin: "The studios are scraping Reddit memes to find another Backrooms-type hit" Panel 2. Padme: "And then they'll pay the creators, right?" Panel 3: Anakin just stares. Panel 4. Padme: "And then they'll pay the creators, right?"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 12

Went outside this morning and saw this guy hanging out on top of my in-law’s camper.

A barred owl sitting on top of a tarp placed over a camper

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 11

People knock the Maroons for being too heavy, as if the FC-era officers weren't walking around wearing 4 layers at all times.

Screencap of Captain Sisko from the DS9 episode "Rocks and Shoals". All 4 layers of his uniform are visible: jacket, vest, command-red long-sleeved undershirt, and the gray short-sleeved undershirt. He's also carrying a phaser rifle, which is totally unnecessary because Ben Sisko could just kill all the Jem'Hadar by pointing at them and saying "Bang".

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 10

What "all the fans" allegedly want.

Image of the Enterprise-G in Spacedock. Title reads "Captain Seven and the Memberberry Brigade"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 10

Star Trek Picard title card with the backdrop of the Picard vineyard. Title reads "Giving Creative Control to Sir Patrick May Have Been A Mistake"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 9

Gambling!

Screengrab from the MST3K short "Progress Island USA". Mike and the bots are watching a scene of gamers around a casino table.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 9

If you see this, post a #StarTrek #Treksky

Mr. Spock from the episode "Miri" holding his tricorder. The Star Trek Space Fun Helmet toy from the 1970s has been photoshopped onto his head.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 6

Star Trek Enterprise title card: "Fine, We'll 'Explain' Why Original Series Klingons Look Different! Happy Now?"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 6

Star Trek Enterprise title card: "Yes, We're Doing Space 9/11"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 6

Star Trek Voyager title card: "You know it's fiction because our AI doctor actually gives sound medical advice"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 6

Star Trek TNG title card: "Picard Goes to a Porno Planet and Tells Off God aka Gene Roddenberry's Wet Dream"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 6

This picture makes a brief appearance in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home on Dr. Nichols' desk at PlexiCorp.

Screengrab from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home showing Scotty, McCoy, and Dr. Nichols in the latter's office at PlexiCorp. To Scotty's right is a cluttered desk on which a picture of Spaceship Earth near dusk is visible behind the telephone.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 5

When someone says that Star Trek is woke "now".

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· Jun 5

I saw this Instagram ad and thought it was advertising costumes for a sci-fi franchise I’m unfamiliar with. Turns out they’re band uniforms.

An Instagram ad featuring what look like colorful sci-fi uniforms, with the title “Synced Up: Explore the Emergence Series Today.”

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· May 31

Star Trek: Discovery title card entitled "There's Nothing Here to Make the Internet Mad".

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· May 29

Star Trek Discovery title card: "The Federation Fell Because a Baby Got Sad"

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· May 29

BREAKING: The Servo Men's Academy Chorus has pulled out of the Freedom 250 Great American State Fair

Screencap from Mystery Science Theater of Tom Servo leading the Servo Men's Academy Chorus in song.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· May 29

BREAKING: That four-armed lounge singer from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Unification II" has pulled out of the America 250 celebration.

A four-armed alien woman in a pink dress siting behind a two-tiered piano/keyboard instrument.

David Landon@4gottenfuturist· May 27