By the old gods and the new

I particularly like the pitch for Untitled Goose Game

Artist's interpretation here

I have used one of these printers to make a hilariously scaled-up version of a kid's thermal paper camera. They're cheap and someone's reverse engineered them so they're easy to integrate with.

Tariff bills! What a delight. #fucktrump

At least we didn't make things worse, after tearing the 5110 apart to clean out the goop. #ibm #ibm5110 #vintagecomputer

Mmm, foam sludge. #ibm #ibm5110 #vintagecomputing

I was raised on these streets

The first demo image of the new AI-enabled Siri (I'm calling it Sloppy Siri) on Apple's site is so profoundly stupid. The "summary" erases the fact that they're asking a question in the first sentence. Then it pretty much copies the second sentence. WHAT. IS. THIS. GOOD. FOR. #apple #siri #fuckai

It turns out that liquid nitrogen helps you make a near-perfect replica of a Wendy's Frosty in rapid and dramatic fashion.

I made some t-shirts, listing off the last few tech trends that were "inevitable". 8bitheart.printful.me

Happy Floppy Day everyone (5/25) #floppy #vintagecomputer #hitchhikersguide

It's not weird. #lonelyisland #snl #sushigloryhole

sometimes you don't have the right thing, but you do have a lot of other things you can use to make a thing.

YOU GOT LIGHTNING?!?! luckyyyyyyy

I always knew it would be a piano, somehow

There was also this, possibly written by Bill The Cat. Ack phbbbttt!

Never know what you're gonna see at @jeriellsworth.bsky.social's place

SNAX

I WILL INCREASE THE THING (the thing is anxiety)

Mmm APL keeb

Nah, I resisted. I only bought this...

@jeriellsworth.bsky.social your unpleasantly fleshy monitor has competition