picked a perfect time to be in the midwest 😶🌫️🌫️
the best part about leaving the gym is taking a shower and putting my pikachu pants on
doing my lil exercise bike
tonight I dine on turtle soup
I am trying to get through this day
when I show people pictures of me from college
show me a cool physical media game
made it through another day house boots
this took me absolutely the fuck out
…i’ve discovered pocket coffee
ah yes it’s monday, only 20 more years to go
Teen Girl Squad! from Homestar Runner. 2000s internet was a golden age
my therapist: “Joey, what is your relationship with caffeine?”
me:
showered and cozy and playing my little video games
forget brat, ITS SUBO SUMMER LADIES
duolingo bird is an astrologian
I’m sorry but I’m just really tired of people in my life taking their stress out on me and treating me like a punching bag for their feelings
