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Card carrying member of the so called lunatic fringe with a fist in the air in the land of kakistocracy. Unserious til I’m not. Critter dude. I’ll fix your bike. Over~apologizer that says fuck. A lot. I’m sorry
Undoubtedly the coolest thing about having a heart attack is carrying around this little olde timey vile. Coke or poison? Choose your own adventure
Corrupt af Bat Boy looking motherfucker didn’t make enough money fucking over the state of Florida, so ofc he went to DC to fuck over the entire country
Summer rain is a rare thing ‘round these parts. Wish you could smell this picture. Glorious
BREAKING: Camel Lips has officially backed out of performing at the ‘Murica 250, claiming, “We’re not really into NASCAR.”
G’Morning from California, where Mom’s playing with the thermostat
My local indie radio station keeps playing new commercials for Fuches (sic?) realty + construction and all I can picture is signing some hinky ass contract with this fucking guy
They immediately stopped talking and just stared at me when I walked up. Awkward
Tf. At this point, it’s James Spader in “Less Than Zero” Pure, unadulterated asshole
To celebrate the UCI World Cup season kicking off this weekend, here’s an unsolicited pic of the badass British rocket that is Evie Richards. Cheers
I don’t always wake up and stare at a shoe for 10 minutes, but when I do, it’s fucking Monday