Amanda
@999happyhops
DisTwitter turned DisSky member living in Massachusetts. Mostly post about cats, politics, Disney, life with a rambunctious dog and assorted randomness. An influencer of nothing and no one, although I'm still waiting for my Timber royalties.
Went out to dinner at a place that gets all of its produce locally and gorged myself on produce, I am buzzing from dopamine. I will not be defeated by diarrhea summer.
This is one of our cases from when we first moved in - it’s not as pristine now but I still love the aesthetic!
Years of therapy and meds must actually work because everything is objectively awful and I am…still going. But July is only six days old and it’s already the worst month of the year and that is saying something, it’s my 850,000 firework record.
The wife just got into a four car fender bender in the automated car wash and then had to pretend that our petunia of a Rottweiler was big and scary to put a white man in his place after he went after one of the women in the accident. Everyone and everything is fine, but:
This is how we know we’re almost home from Boston when on the MassPike. They’re in our backyard!
Date night in Providence to see a lesbian stand up comic who also happens to be a huge Disney nerd. No idea who this old white guy on the wall is, but I’m sure he’ll be be offended.
If low-dose methane really does have the potential to prevent/cure cancer, then our dog is trying to make sure we live forever
Sure Amazon is ruining everything but also where else can you buy geese lawn ornaments with a variety of dress up costumes, no that is wasn’t complimentary, how did I even end up looking at but also can I buy one somewhere else, also is this a new mental health low, I am so tired from everything
Heard a crash in the basement, wife went to investigate. Found this kibble thief in the empty dog food bin, just quietly sitting there like this.
For some reason all of my 2016 photos have vanished, except for this one, taken in the last couple of hours where things still felt hopeful. Kind of fitting this is the only one I have.
Would anyone like to borrow an unsedateable dog who still has one week of bed rest left and is on the maximum dose of every possible drug with no effect, we are both losing our minds (but she is very, very cute in her new donut)