Found Mitch McConnell in the video game BioShock.

#Caturday Trib just chillin'

I love a good shot of Mezzetta yellow chili pepper juice before I chug the pickle juice.

They combined my tabs and I dont want then combined. ☹

Fuck you BlueSky change this back.

$35 @$4.77 got me almost 3/4 a tank. Yes, its 98 out. Yes, this is MY weather. Yes, I like torcher. 🤣

Picked up a used copy of The Stand for $5. 🥳

Omg I got one of these turbo fans for super cheap... I just cleaned a PC that hasn't been cleaned since 2020. This thing did the job in five minutes. Now, I owe it back pay. It's turned me in to the authorities. And, there is the IRS... And, now I'm going to federal prison. That's one clean ass PC

She is so pretty. Like an orange tabby that got black paint all over her. She is super sweet too, she was the first one to accept Tribble. (He is her uncle)

True story #JulyTooFitty

What am I looking at? #Caturday

They thought they was gonna fools me again did they?

Fuck Cuomo

I only have reverse sploots today.

Its always a comforting feeling when you hear a Killdeer out in the distance. There used to be far more than there are now.

When I was a kid, I hung out in this tree a lot.

one of theses days, I'm going to get one of these ones, for fun and special occasions.

#TheHumanCentepede

2084: Get your ass to Mars. Fuck yes.

I'll be 100 in 2084. 1884 was 100 years before 1984 and look how different things are.

I sat here because I'm not in the way... 😭😂🤣

Yay! I got a new battery and cart. It's called pink sushi. 🥴

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See, He would look like that in a beard. 🤣🤣

I sat down on a bench and immediately got pooped on be a black bird. Goodluck right?

New THC cart and battery. This 4.2 v Home Grown bat is a beast. 🤯 It even has puff counter.

The fireball has a smirk.

Omg, have you ever tried bone conduction headphones? They are so trippy. They don't go in your ears.