Aaron Greenspan
@aarongreenspan
"Fueled by a litany of largely unintelligible and random grievances" Elon Musk's Lawyers "Écrasez l'infâme" —Voltaire
On second thought, forget tech. I should have applied to work at The Onion. www.aarongreenspan.com/cartoons/ind...
So much for USPTO bulk data. Not like patents are written into the Constitution or anything. (This is probably just a temporary glitch but it's the least of the problems I've been having with USPTO data lately...)
You are an NYT editor. Your job is to allocate resources between... Option A: Cover what's new with the Epstein Files, which may reveal that in addition to being a pedophile, Trump is an accomplice to the murder of several girls who are reportedly buried under one of his golf courses. Option B:
New York Times editors apparently think shootings at libraries are normal, but clutch their pearls ("unnerving") at this, an only partially up day on the markets.
Left: NYT's crack team of reporters getting the scoop. NHTSA is on it! Things are happening! Right: lol
And a not-too-shabby home view, all for the low low price of free (once I work out some more bugs and Apple approves it).
Now AI can tell you what will happen with stocks in the future. Could be useful!
When it all falls apart, one of the many questions that people will ask is why *anyone* in network television ever considered *for a second* putting this ignoramus—one with a documented history of securities fraud—on television, and pretending that he has a fucking clue.
Ah, yes, because a $5.4 trillion market capitalization (based on circular debt financing) isn't commonly regarded as "Overdrive."
I've wanted this to be better integrated into PlainSite for a long time. Finally, it is! Background: www.aarongreenspan.com/writing/2013...
How does anyone even take the SpaceX IPO seriously? The bottom bars are Grok token demand which has been approximately 0 since May 16th. This is Elon's $28.5 trillion TAM. 0 x "Addressable" = 0
PlainSite Pro now has a built-in diff engine for court documents, which can help you find gems like this. Per Elon's lawyers, Grok is A) no longer "free"; B) no longer seeking to "maximize truth"; and no longer interested in "objectivity". One could argue it's just a KGB propaganda machine.
This chart has been on my to-do list for three years. I wrote the initial code in 2023. It had a lot of bugs; the SEC Form 4 data is of horrendous quality. Couldn't get it to work, put it on the back-burner. After a day or two of work, I'm now parsing trades with still millions to go.
Kudos. Here is a screenshot from part of a public record if you want it to reach him directly.
Answer: confirmed, AI is for cheating on homework above all else.