dan 🌿🌷🌻
@abetterdan
keep the faith / same mistakes / just a phase free fuckin' palestine 🗣️ - lorde he/him | 28 | 🏳️🌈 | uk
am i back on my bullshit riding around on charming old portuguese intercity trains on my own because mr dan isn't mad enough to join me? why yes 🙂↕️
the latest in a series called "bribing myself to get a haircut". it's small now but i fear the bribe required to get me to stare at my own reflection for 15 minutes straight is only going to keep getting bigger
touché 🙂↕️ and you're closer to the truth than you think - if you look closely at the front of the train you will in fact see the DB logo!
and i didn't even have to get this train, i could have got a much quicker one 😭 work has been so busy and stressful and mr dan is away so i decided i deserved a treat. i went out of my way to get a posh welsh train with a restaurant. at least it was terminated before i could pay for the food 👀
nikola we failed you 😔 (we pretend we don't see the start of the first line lmao)
i am sadly destined to always think of this tweet whenever a substitution gets made
now we're recovering from our late night with harry with a peaceful kayak 🚣♀️
also @ belgium i fear i've not been giving your country the respect it deserves. a whole fast food chain dedicated to mashed potoatoes? you are light years ahead
lorde be the kind of person to have wisdom like this just casually knocking around in her notes app
i'm wearing them as low as possible to not traumatise everyone around me too much xx
it does, though i say too little too late. this is another campaign promise unfulfilled
i actually don't know if we mentioned it (?) but i really did give anton a paper ring! it was a little origami thing i made with a little pink heart (i don't have a pic but here's what it was based on). @aggiebobaggie.bsky.social i made one for you too just in case you made it, i still have it 🥲💍🩷
last night i was introducing mr dan to the new olivia album and when he heard this bit he rolled his eyes and went "well that's you ruled out" 😭😭
ugh this is the problem with the bbc. an otherwise lovely (if mildly condescending) article about harry's return to london but they have to find some way to put a 'but' in there!! you don't have to do this!!
these people are actually as lovely and gorgeous and happy and wholesome and wonderful as they are online?? what the fuck?? 🥹🥰