abolish flesh
@abolishflesh
extinguish personality ☺️
the maxibon stopper go and getter is stopping me from going to get a maxibon
two different friends have suggested i mark them down as my superannuation beneficiary
congratulations to me, the quarter chicken chips and two salad box combo getter and haver
i can't believe the estrogenophobes were filmed with practical effects and forced perspective, i feel like i need to go see it again now
tried to escalate some good encounters with a potential husband by suggesting we spend a weekend together, and his response was “can we just cam instead?”
my boss: why aren’t you dating anyone, it can’t be that bad out here the dating:
pauline hanson making them put the blackface episodes of 30 rock back on streaming……
hobbies include: saying whatever i need to say to prompt this reaction from my friends
time to sit down with dinner and watch a siberian bushcraft youtuber eat dinner
you know if you keep the temperature down at 18ish he’ll actually cuddle with you instead of near you
group chat trying (and failing) to roast me for my purportedly male living space bedroom when my passenger well’s right here
thank you for recognising your action was no different to this scene from the scriptures:
refinement; poise; the contemptuous stare of a pharaoh whose silent rest has been disturbed by a lowly slave begging for the most piteous of needs