Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋
@abyzien
This account hails Satan and supports the rights of women and trans people to live as freely as white men have for time immemorial. Veteran, husband, cishet, polyamorous, leftist.
Wouldn't this set a legal precedent that would allow the creation of a law to force the teaching of contents from The Satanic Bible? #HailSatan
I've got my first female flower of the season growing on my zucchini!
Here's my tiger stripe zucchini! These two flowers bloomed a couple of days ago, and I've already got half a dozen buds popping out to start blooming.
I'm watching as my tomatoes ripen on the plant. Growing your own food is such a rewarding experience.
And also... They grow up so fast! This is my tiger stripe zucchini.
My garden is starting to sprout! I'm so excited for soybeans, snap peas, tomatoes, and zucchini!
Is he auditioning for the role of Reverend Henry Kane in the Poltergeist movies?
Facts are hard, Ron. Subtraction is too difficult. Let's see... Carry the two... Yep, they've made $72 million, so they're rolling in it! </sarcasm>
Probably should have thought of that before you took advertising money from the US Secret Police, #Spotify. I hope they pay better than all of the Premium customers who canceled.
Truwp is once again claiming we will see over a 1,000% price reduction for some pharmaceuticals, so I asked #Lumo what a 1,000% price reduction on a $100 item would look like.
"Where did all of this long hair come from!? Is this new!?" Demi Moore in the '80s:
Okay, #Spotify, we need to have a discussion around what's considered "Oldies"... That's too much choosing violence today.
This morning, #Spotify chose violence. The playlist: the track.
I have canceled my #Disney+ subscription with the following cancelation reason:
If your phone comes with an EULA, you did not buy a phone. You bought a license to use that phone (the software that operates the phone's hardware). If they determine that you have violated any part of the EULA, they are allowed to brick your phone.
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is.
You know you're living in fucked up times when your kid's school district has to publish this message for reassurance of the school children's safety.
I think my Saturday night this weekend is going to be a late night cruise in my WRX while blasting Punkrocker by Teddybears on repeat.
This picture is a few months old, but from my Samsung S24 Ultra.
How am I older than all of the adult cast of The Great Outdoors was in 1988??? I'm 40 years old, and I still think they look older than me... Age in 1988: John Candy - 38 Stephanie Faracy - 36 Dan Aykroyd - 36 Annette Benning - 30
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows