Accidental Bear
@accidentalbear
Boston 3/25-3/29. Onanist. Work in progress. Opinionated. Minor royal. Not woke, but waking.
Is it just me, or does getting older mean watching a porn vid of guys fucking on a cruise ship balcony and thinking "They're gonna break that table... bet they'll have to pay for it... I wonder how much they'll have to pay for it..."
Pro Tip: A good weight loss goal is to have your bodyweight match what you have on your Grindr profile 🙃
For some folks, a late start may mean coffee in bed or excessive snoozing. For me today, it means sitting up in bed and edging until my shorts are wet.
No doing dry January, but decided to take a break from drinking. I do this every few months, to make sure I can. So far, I'm at day 7 and, even though I think it'd be fine to have a drink now, I have no interest. I'm sure that will change at some point, but this is a nice opportunity for reflection
