Gas prices have hit the hells angels ESPECIALLY hard

Achievement unlocked

Thou shouldst not kill Tryest not to ‘it’s complicated’ Givest it back, eventually

Consider a perfectly spherical cow

The baby

Psssht

Hello from the mirror dimension

Okay, lads - the hottie is here SOMEWHERE

Installed a Hottie proximity alarm on my thinkpad

So Netflix stock is down They aren’t releasing subscriber numbers I have summarized what the problem is with this 22 Minutes Clip

They had a nap ZEN FIRED ZE MISSILES!

Every time I hear Jason Sander Berge I picture Wirt’s nemesis, Jason Funderbirker, who I suspect is TERRIBLE at soccer

Riff-raff-assed lookin’ soccer coach

Can I enjoy Vitamin B12 if I haven’t seen Vitamin B1 through B11?

“…It’s a PLAYBOOK!”

This game so far is what I like to call an ULTRA Zero

I’m dropping off a bunch of pills at the shoppers, but it is more like I’m going to a Grateful Dead concert

here’s a chart

Wow, the Canadian soccer players are built like Greek statues* *have been shat all over by birds

What started out as me tapping the kettle to see if it is still hot has evolved into my giving the kettle congratulatory butt pats, like it’s the QB who just scored a touchdown during the big game “Good hustle”

Red card

Was this man named in an echo chamber

Les rats ne stoppons pas

In France. YA RLY

Up next is Accretion Disk, T Cor Bor’s newest single from their painfully 90s album, ‘Quivers in the Light Curve’ www.cbc.ca/news/science...

Me, following celebrity gossip

In a thick Newfoundland accent: “B’fore we leave, set da ‘larm!”