In fairness, he’s more used to golden showers than golden blizzards

Why would he be upset? He’s always naming shit after himself!

@upenn.edu Is this what you teach at Wharton?

This seems relevant this week, I’m not sure why.

PICTURED: The girlfriend of the leader of Antifa

To periphrase the great lyricist Elvin Biahop: 🎼 He fucked around and then found out…

BREAKING: Pam Bondi releases Epstein Files, after his mom wrote a note.