a silly goose, esq.

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a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Jul 4

nice nice nice

a screenshot of the two previous skeets, but kendra's beginning "if the forefathers..." has 4 reposts and 20 likes, which is the funny weed number

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Jun 21

bart simpson (a yellow cartoon boy wearing an orange shirt) stares towards the camera and slightly to the left. because the frame was grabbed at an awkward moment, his mouth is open and he looks confused and sleepy. on the right side of the image, the green carpet, yellow curtains, pink walls, and blue piano are spattered with mustard (immediately before this frame, bart was singing jingle bells while rhythmically smashing mustard packets with a hammer)

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· May 28

he's here to help

a striped gray cat lying halfway out of a cat tower

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· May 24

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· May 8

he's a meowsterpiece

a striped gray cat lying inside an open cardboard box made to look like a framed parody of the mona lisa. the chief differences are her smile and some hearts floating near her. the bottom of the box is a scratching pad. one of the cat's front paws is on top of a worm toy. this is my son and i love him

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· May 5

an old comic book panel (source unknown, sorry) featuring a person staring out their window at night with their arms crossed. as they cross their arms and face away from the reader, they say "what a stupid time to be alive."

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· May 3

ai is actively making everything about the internet worse, and we could (theoretically) sabotage an llm scraping publicly-available data by actively making the internet worse for disabled people specifically? no

a frame from the movie office space. two men in collared shirts (the man on the left had a buzz cut and a goatee, his shirt is gray and he's wearing a gray tie. the man on the right has longer hair, no facial hair, and a white striped shirt) face away from each other in their shared cubicle. the man on the right is saying "no way. why should i change? he's the one who sucks"

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Apr 29

reading louisiana v callais and trying desperately not to lose all hope forever, so i did this

a frame from the film, beavis and butthead do america. beavis (a boy with yellow hair and a pronounced underbite) is wearing a white shirt and red tie, looks at his grave in distress. the grave is edited to read "here lies the voting rights act he never scored"

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Apr 25

a scan from the kirby's dream land 3 manual featuring gooey, a small blue blob with two big eyes and a goofy red smile. a text box reads "press the a button to make gooey appear!"

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Feb 28

AI Notice

Due to the importance of SEGAGAGA to the fan translation community, I think it’s important to disclose where AI was used in the development of this translation patch.

What I call the “playtesting translation” — a base translation that allowed the artists and playtesters to get started early and understand what they were working on — was developed using a combination of DeepL and ChatGPT 4o/4.5. That translation then went through a substantial, months-long human translator review. I don't think that the end product feels “machine-translated,” but that’s ultimately for you, the player, to judge.

For the purists, we’re also offering the tools used to develop the translation, so if you are a translator who wants to do your very own translation of SEGAGAGA, you now have the means to do so! Check out the Resources section to get them.

The beauty of the fan translation community is that people are always refining and developing new translations and giving them back to the community. Go forth and prosper!

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Jan 15

yeah you do, gort gets a new attack animation after the class upgrade

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Jan 15

it's just a classic trpg name

screenshot from shining force, first released on sega genesis in 1992. a character with orange hair and a character with a helmet are facing each other at a bar. the text reads "(Gort joins the Shining Force!)"

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Dec 29

i had to find a photo of mine to show you lol

a photo of a sega genesis covered in all the silly add-ons they made for it. because all of it makes the console significantly taller, it's jokingly called "the tower of power." the console and add-ons are solid black with red accents and white logos

at the bottom is the sega cd add-on, then the genesis console, with a sega 32x inserted in the cartridge slot. inserted into the 32x cartridge slot is an x-band dial-up modem, which has its own cartridge slot. inserted into the x-band is a game genie, the name of which is printed in large red text, and which also has its own cartridge slot. inverted into the game genie is sonic and knuckles, a squat black cartridge with another cartridge slot on top. finally, inserted into that is a copy of sonic the hedgehog 2

the entire thing is close to two feet tall

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Dec 28

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Dec 4

🥵

an island card for magic: the gathering. the most prominent feature of this card's art is the symmetrical, vagina-shaped island, which are at the front, centered, and about one third of the image. surrounding it and in the background are the shorelines of a river, dotted with trees, and the setting sun

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Nov 3

my son stays at home

a fat stripey grey cat lying on his back with his paws in the air and staring straight at the camera. this is my son and i love him

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Oct 3

idk, someone cool donated unlicensed ah! my goddess fansubs on vhs to my local library when i was a kid. i watched so much stuff that said "this is a free fan project! if you paid for this, you were scammed" and "if this gets licensed please buy the official release" and now the official release is

ChatGPT said:Wenn ich die Welt von hier an weiter genießen kann,

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Oct 2

NOT EVERYBODY knows how I killed old Phillip Mathers, smashing his jaw in with my spade; but first it is better to speak of my friend John Divney because it was he who first knocked old Mathers down by giving him a great blow in the neck with a special bicycle-pump which he manufactured himself out of a hollow iron bar. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Sep 24

it's not deleted, you might have blocked npr

a photo and link to an npr article. the photo is of a red cardboard box reading "tylenol." the headline is "When it comes to Tylenol, what are parents to do?"

the byline falsely states "The science on Tylenol and autism isn't clear, despite President Trump's claims. Here's what parents need to know to make their own decisions about acetaminophen."

however, "the science on tylenol and autism" is extremely clear. extensive testing has found no link between them and no evidence that such a link could be found with future study

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Aug 28

the time i paid to read "we forgot to translate this bit" instead of know what this guy said

a man with long hair drawing a bow. the subtitle, instead of translating his dialogue, reads "[Skipped item ne. 809]"

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Aug 3

i love going to modern websites

a web page from a cat website which is supposed to provide me with useful information related to my internet search, but which transforms into several ads after each paragraph. pictured is one such occurrence, featuring four ads: a man reading a book while arrows fly out of it and spin around his head; a mobile phone video ad; clickbait about a photography exhibition; and an ai-generated image of a man torturing a kitten by pouring a closed bottle of mouthwash on the floor

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Apr 19

i made my cat listen to brain salad surgery today. i don't know how he feels but i loved it

a striped grey cat lying on a brown chair. his front paws are tucked under his belly

a silly goose, esq.@actual-robot· Apr 17

yes, it's true. i'm the problem. i, like an annoying little shit, poked a little fun and recommended an encyclopedia that doesn't like or care about bitcoin as much as you do