Evan A.
@aczonaczoff
FKA TwoSeamGripe on 🐦. Union member: @mrssunion | @wbng.org. Cal grad.
Buddy sent me this video of the Dylan Beavers bobblehead complete with moving beaver tail annnnd I hate it so much
Honestly -- not bad??? 32/99 from Schmitt is wild. Eldridge was in the 1B/DH rotation and ended at .271/.362/.454 for a 128 OPS+. Trade returns below:
OK Giants friends, I completed my "save the 2026 season and beyond" OOTP27 sim: did a live start on July 7 when they were 15 games under .500, traded Ray + Arraez + Hentges at the deadline. Picked up Bryce Elder + Jonathan Aranda as waiver claims (AI is weird!) and ended 81-81.
Just saying, in an electoral environment where PROGRESSIVE progressives are running way ahead of expectations MAYBE this is saying something telling about your strategy of running to to the center???
Sorry didn’t you vote for the SAVE Act multiple times @gluesenkampperez.house.gov
Immediately knew without clicking this was the “It’s a Floor Wax, It’s A Dessert Topping” skit because we had a VHS of “SNL BEST COMMERCIALS” that we would watch growing up. Thanks @grantbrisbee.bsky.social for also reminding me of Big Red, the Adobe car, Colon Blow and Quarry, and Happy Fun Ball.
Recycled Glindor the Good Witch from another team last year but pleased with my fantasy names for this year after wrapping up all drafts.
Would be pretty funny if the Barry Bonds LF Curse continues bc Ramos DH’s on Opening Day (I know that this is a projected every day lineup from @grantbrisbee.bsky.social not specifically OD).
Following Tread and Driveline on YouTube a month before I turn 37 and start my first season of competitive baseball in 20 years for a 35+wood bat league.
According to @gluesenkampperez.house.gov: Not making you pay to copy your ID: waste. Billions of dollars for ICE: not waste.
/reskeets all my smart friends Map: ah yes, an intellectual and a creative
When my wife (the breadwinner) tells me January is a 3-paycheck month for her: