Now see, imo this might be the most sensical Heathcliff cartoon in weeks. Compare it to this one from Monday.

I bought four (4) books today which makes it a good day.

I mean there's a special place in my yard for pixel Guy.brush but that 97 cartoon look was perfection. I'll forever be saddened they got so caught up in 3d that they couldn't see which of these art styles was the pinnacle.

Sure, the Internet has reached a deeper circle of hell since we offloaded so much content creation to AI, but no human would've ever written this caption.

My band experience has been going really well and today I splurged a bit and bought a second bass because it was absolutely priced to sell at a local used shop 🤘

30+ years later I don't know if anyone has ever written a better gag than this.

If you're wondering how being in a band is going I convinced everyone we need to learn Black Sheep. So it couldn't be going much better.

I've never been so sure of anything in my life as I am that James Acaster will be unbelievably bad at this game AND it will be the funniest thing ever.

When I got my new planner I set aside my dot notebook as a very specific kind of junk journal. I bought a 1.5" stamp-shaped paper punch to make a lil memory passport type thing. We're obviously very early in this but I'm digging it.

Hell yeah. I was sold on the fact that I could get an A5 guitar tab journal to stick in there.

I got a new planner/journal so if you see me around and barely recognize me it's because I'm a whole new person now.

I think my best card (statistically and thematically) might be

My least favorite type of Youtube video is when someone "reacts" to the most popular songs in existence like anyone has ever made it to their 30s not having heard Welcome to the Jungle.

We had to put our dog, Arya, down today which I apologize for bumming out your timeline with but dang she was a pretty girl.

Canonically?

What a beautiful day for a basketball game. #ILLINI

When they made Malevola they literally said "let's take Cindy Crawford circa that 1992 Pepsi commercial and make her a buff demon" and then had the AUDACITY to say "but don't try to date her."

Meanwhile no one lets you date the hot demon lady in denim short shorts.

I played through Dispatch this week and it was wonderful. My one complaint is the romance options. Invisigal is mean, antagonistic, self-sabotaging, and an HR nightmare. Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.

It's so important to me that you know I never played Arma, it was necessary for DayZ before it got a standalone release.

I thought things were about as bad as they could get but then I found out about sliced mayonnaise. There's always a new rock bottom.

Last night a group of feral children occupied Wrigley Field and the police were helpless against them.

I'm sure it's going to get old in like 3 days, but Content Warning has been good family fun today.

It's wild that I just found out the original Nova's full name and it's pride month.