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New Version Jesus

@adamkadmon01

📍PDX. Casually poly and married. Queer latine constantly sleepy guy with a dash of disability and disaster. Can only relate to people via nerdy things. He/him. More nsfw than before 🇨🇴🏳️‍🌈 ♐️

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New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Jun 4

Pride month skircle! You’re all entitled to a kiss and more if you want!

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· May 28

Screenshot from something explicit that says :
Person a: So you like that?
Person b: I'm deciding.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 29

Castform:

A altered image of Gandalf from lord of the rings. It shows him having huge breasts.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 28

Sucker for a trend…

Me with my tiddies out making a face.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 28

What if it was Purple??!!!

A screenshot from Pokemon sleep that shows a sleeping happiny, a sleeping rufflet and a sleeping shiny Swampert. They are all sleeping in a desert area.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 24

If you see this post the light in your eyes

A picture of me and my husband. Both without clothes from the waist up. They are behind me kissing my cheek as I smirk happily with an eye closed

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 24

Is that so…*slides you a selfie*

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 23

Oh love nature. If only I wasn’t so allergic to it sometimes.

My name “Jesus” spelled out using geographical locations

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 22

Here I am working away when I should be getting kissed. Homophobia is alive and well I see.

A picture of a tired eyed me. I’m wearing a tan hoodie over a grey with white dots polo shirt. I have a headset on which is covered by my curls. I have rounded glasses that reflect blue.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 22

Hmmm

A 3x3 square of lawful, neutral and chaotic tops, switches and bottoms.

lawful top
-knows what they want
- big strap/dick energy
- will cook food after
neutral top
• spouse material
- wines and dines you
- will fuck you as soon as you get home
is vou get home
chaotic top
- way into dirty talk
- keyboard smasher
- wants to order pizza after
lawful switch
- sex toy hoarder
Making you cum is my job
Secretly wants to bottom all the time
true switch
- kinkier than you
- low-key horny
24/7
- aftercare monarch
chaotic switch
- brat 24/7
- always flirty
- might fall asleep during sex
lawful bottom
- desperate to please
Will call you daddy/mommy
- will cook food after, naked
neutral bottom
- just happy to be
Topped
- very soft
- will take nap after
chaotic bottom
- goblin
- makes jokes during sex
- demands candy after

A 3x3 square of lawful, neutral and chaotic tops, switches and bottoms.

With my choices.

lawful top
-knows what they want
- big strap/dick energy
- will cook food after
neutral top
• spouse material
- wines and dines you
- will fuck you as soon as you get home
is vou get home
chaotic top
- way into dirty talk
- keyboard smasher
- wants to order pizza after
lawful switch
- sex toy hoarder
Making you cum is my job
Secretly wants to bottom all the time
true switch
- kinkier than you
- low-key horny
24/7
- aftercare monarch
chaotic switch
- brat 24/7
- always flirty
- might fall asleep during sex
lawful bottom
- desperate to please
Will call you daddy/mommy
- will cook food after, naked
neutral bottom
- just happy to be
Topped
- very soft
- will take nap after
chaotic bottom
- goblin
- makes jokes during sex
- demands candy after

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 22

post you in another country Next time I’m bringing my husband

A picture of me and my mom posing with a golden Shakira statue. I’m wearing dark gray shorts, a blue shirt with an Espeon on it. My mom is wearing a white and golden striped shirt and jeans. She has her arms wrapped around me as we pose for the camera.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 20

if you see this, post something orange from your gallery

The menu for a Hispanic trans owned queer vegan restaurant. It shows off a picture of Walter Mercado.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 19

without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

A poster for the film Repo! The Genetic Opera.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 19

An image from a manga where a man has climbed up to a person shaped hole. He is saying that “this is my hole! It was made for me!” To a crowd of people as they watch on.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 17

My vaguely threatening post is shiny!

A screenshot of a reply I did that says “yeah you go ahead. Idk how well it’ll turn out for you “. It has the tag “Shiny!” Which will randomly assign posts to be shiny like in the Pokemon franchise.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 16

How I feel rn:

Error
Not Found
Rate Limit Exceeded
Try again

A screenshot of trying to load Bluesky

A screenshot of Cady Heron from Mean girls saying “the limit does not exist” with the word ‘not’ blocked out.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 15

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses🤓

A picture of me wearing a blue polo under a blue zipup jacket, rounded glasses and headphone speaking out. There is pink flowers in the background while I’m looking into the camera and smiling.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 14

The Pichu brothers are back!!! #pokemonsleep

Screenshot of Pokemon sleep that shows a Snorlax, two hungry pichus, and a riolu. They are on a field of a grassy lakeside.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 14

Post something random or you will have an awful April

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 13

Picture of Steve buscemi in spy kids 2 saying “Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created?”

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 12

QTP with you and your favorite Eeveelution

A picture of an Espeon Ex card from Pokemon tcgp

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 12

It’s fun seeing everyone’s favs ☺️

An about me for Pokemon:
Favorite: Flygon
2nd favorite: Espeon
Least favorite: Probopass
Underrated: Girafarig
Overrated: Incineroar
Vest starter: Cyndaquil
Best Dynamax: Gmax Orbeetle
Best Mega: Mega Chestnaught
Best region variant: Hisuian Zorua
Best eevelution: Espeon
Would have as a pet: Trapinch
Best looking shiny: Eevee
Idk why I like this one, but I do: Galvantula
Has a personal story behind it: Cyndaquil
Very nostalgic to me: Suicine

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 11

Shopping with my MIL. Yall want anything?

A picture of me in a shoe store. I’m smiling as I’m holding a blue iPhone. I’m wearing a rainbow vertically striped shirt under a green zip up jacket and blue pants.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 8

Fag!??

A picture of Lebanne from Pokemon legends za gasping in the doorway. There is a pride flag with a question mark near it.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Apr 8

God you’re so crazy!

A meme that shows a girl sitting on a gorilla statue with the caption “Kelsey acting normal” and then another picture of her twisting a nipple on the gorilla with the caption “the real Kelsey”

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Mar 31

I get that! I think this is my fave solely to being a shundo.

A screenshot of shiny regice that shows it is a 4 star from pokemon go

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Mar 30

@bubbel.blue time (as it’s more or less the end of the month) 🙂‍↕️

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Mar 27

You’d have no idea that I was dealing with nausea but I was so brave about it.

A picture of me wearing a tan shirt. You can see a golden chain necklace with a cross pendant on it underneath it. I’m lightly tanned skinned with half open black eyes and rounded glasses that have a slightly blue tint to them. I have earlobe length curly black hair and am wearing a black headset. In the background you can see a doorway and a ceiling fan.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Mar 23

Happy #mcm babes. I was very brave and got labs done and talked to a new doctor

Black and white picture of me with a hospital in the background. I’m wearing big glasses, a shirt with a design on it that is covered by a zip up jacket. There is a bag dangling on my left shoulder.

New Version Jesus@adamkadmon01· Mar 18

assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true

Purple beanie on a light skinned hispanic man with curly ear length hair wearing rounded glasses a black hoodie with some Pokemon symbols on underneath a dark blue Patagonia zip up sweater. There is a small forest in the background.