Going to watch HeMan tonight and trying to argue that there aren't undercurrents in the original character designs isn't going well.

Clears throat

Some strong guesses earlier but I didn't see "a standard rose" on anyone's bingo card.

Any guesses? #whatsinthebox

This doesn't really give you a sense of the scale of the piece. It's 10 foot tall.

I do hate it when my likeness gets hijacked

Guess who got the last baguette? 😁

From the garden #sweetpeas

What an absurd headline. Eden even had a hat named after him, for heaven's sakes.

Some of the games, maybe a dev, a guy at the buffet suddenly falling over and...

I'm getting as bad as my grandmother. "I'll just go on for a look." £20 later...

Time for some remedial action.

(my dice are red and have NEVER been filled in)

There have been other seminal purchases -

In even more horrifying news TQID is 40 years old, today. I bought it, on tape, from HMV on Enfield along with Iggy Pop's Lust for Life. Possibly the best 12£ I've ever spent.

Finally. The chicken fights back #Fable

"Alan's Sparkle" 🧐 is it? #euphemism

There's a pair of grazing chamois almost dead centre of this picture. Honest.

...and for madam?

I'm abroad. I can't recommend it. Just been forced to eat a pancake (or crepe as they insist on calling it.)

The eastern light on these mornings in London always reminds me of the opening of 28 Days Later

Insurance question. What on earth is "zap cats"?

Flowers from the garden.

The Horror. Over 3hrs of it.