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👨🏻 (he/him) keeping the mots bon and the scallions rapt

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lando kardashian@adamsideas· 2h

Tom Hanks as a London gangster with a buzzed head and goatee in Cloud Atlas

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 2d

a minor detail in this story, but i definitely missed that this had happened

***The SCMP is no longer listed as a member of the Trust Project***, but the Hong Kong Journalists Association recommends that all outlets follow its guidelines on suicide coverage to avoid sensationalism, personal details, romanticisation, and detailed descriptions of the suicide method.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 4d

psa:

“It’s wise to touch and inspect it regularly. If you notice any part of it is soft, swollen, or emits a sour odour, you should discard it immediately,” Ao advised.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 6d

this person has written multiple opinion articles for pro-beijing outlets under the bio "director of labour and welfare affairs, Chinese Dream Think Tank"

“Many employers are themselves out of work or facing pay cuts or pay freezes,” federation spokeswoman Chrystie Lam Haa-iu said.

“We hope domestic helpers will understand and be considerate.”

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 6d

one of the many times i got emotional watching this truly beautiful episode

A visual representation of the 1974 10-cent beer night melee in Cleveland, with a bunch of red rectangles (representing the Cleveland baseball team) bursting through the lines of a bunch of yellow rectangles (representing the drunken fans) to save a surrounded and outnumbered coterie of blue rectangles (representing the Texas Rangers).

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 7d

Jiminy Glick saying, “I’ve been mad at HBO though”.

Bill Hader saying, “Oh, why’s that?”.

Jiminy Glick exclaiming, “Since they cancelled ARLISS!”.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 8d

lol

SCMP

Opinion - Chris Tang Ping-keung

Criticism of Hong Kong’s economy and rule of law is baseless

The city’s economic achievements and stability, underpinned by its security laws and an independent judiciary, speak for themselves

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 11d

ANNOUNCEMENTS

SCMP Plus exclusive: meet ex-PLA colonel Zhou Bo in person

Homer Simpson reading Marge the titles of a series of shows he bought tickets to.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 12d

Keith David as Elroy Patashnik saying, “My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.”

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 19d

dying to meet mike rowse in person so i can ask him what year it is

South China Morning Post

Opinion / Hong Kong Opinion

Mike Rowse

The one voice Hong Kong can't ignore on ride-hailing? The public

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 19d

impressive… it takes a significant poo at least for me to experience a surprising philosophical revelation

SCMP
TECH TRENDS
DeepSeek founder Liang Wenfeng’s surprising philosophy revealed in leak
4 minutes ago

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 26d

Opinion - Antony Huen

As the UK discusses an EU return, Hong Kong offers lessons

Like Hong Kong, which functions as a special administrative region of China, could the United Kingdom rejoin the European Union with a special administrative name?

Walter White wondering what the hell Jesse is talking about.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 26d

tldr version of the odyssey (spoiler):

A draft post reading:

it turns out the real people from the sea were us constantly violating zeus's law along the way

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 27d

Leung also criticised the lack of accountability shown by district councillor Peggy Wong Pik-kiu, who was involved in collecting proxy votes that accounted for 25 per cent and 20 per cent of all owners in 2021 and 2024, respectively, but refused to testify in person.

He said the absence of certain parties from the hearing had limited the extent of the committee’s findings, and he hoped authorities would speed up the prosecution of those responsible for the disaster. He added that residents were also considering filing a civil lawsuit.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 27d

That still from THE NEWSROOM where the guy tells a pilot that they got bin Laden.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 27d

anyway, let’s see if they take up my bold vision to connect the midlevels escalator to the kai tak monorail

Hong Kong's 5-year plan sees over 2,500 submissions

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 27d

news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/comp...

Via RTHK’s English News:

Following the resignation of Election Committee lawmaker William Wong, Tse said discussions are underway between the government and the Electoral Affairs Commission on whether a by-election will be held.

***“A Legislative Council seat is important. But is it urgent?*** We also need to take into

The ‘Oh my God! He admit it!” guy from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 29d

Asked if authorities would make a list of banned books, Tang said that would not be conducive to effective law enforcement targeting titles that “intend to harm the country.”

“We will not let criminals off the hook like this,” he said.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· 29d

aeneas slays turnus

Bruce Lee kicking Chuck Norris in the head in the Roman Coliseum, from THE WAY OF THE DRAGON

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 15

convinced this is a ploy by manfred to trick players into agreeing to a salary cap @razzball.bsky.social

Cody Bellinger signing the Declaration of Independence style lineup card thing as part of the All-Star Game.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 13

me trying carbon plate running shoes for the first time

Wile E. Coyote confidently using his new rocket skates.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 12

SOCIETY
Ageing in Hong Kong – should you fear it?

One of the outer panels of Rogier van der Weyden’s Braque Triptych (c. 1452) depicting a human skull as a memento mori.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 11

hard to overstate how much the scmp editorial board sucks shit

SCMP Editorial

Court ruling gives employers and domestic helpers much to reflect on

If a helper contracts an illness that renders her unable to perform her duties, what options are available that are fair to both the helper and her employer?

However, what remedy that is fair to both sides is available to employers if a helper contracts an incapacitating illness that renders her unable to perform her duties? That seems to be a valid question.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 10

love to see it

a - Valencia PH - DH 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 1.000 5.000

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 8

sweet georgia brown

Honorary members

Ten people have been officially named as honorary members of the team:

[Photo of Pope Francis, an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters, spinning a basketball]

Henry Kissinger (1976)
Bob Hope (1977)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1989)
Whoopi Goldberg (1990)
Nelson Mandela (1996)
Jackie Joyner-Kersee (1999)
Pope John Paul II (2000) – Press agent Lee Solters arranged a ceremony orchestrated in front of a crowd of 50,000 in Saint Peter's Square in which the Pope was recognized as an honorary Globetrotter.[59]
Jesse Jackson (2001)
James Knight (2009)
Pope Francis (2015)[60]
Robin Roberts (2015)[61]

In addition, Bill Cosby (1972) and Magic Johnson (2003) were each signed to honorary $1-a-year lifetime contracts with the Globetrotters.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 6

this might actually give me nightmares

A picture of HK's Police Commissioner Joe Chow standing next to a school child wearing a mask with his face on it as part of a scam education event.

A picture of HK's Police Secretary for Justice Paul Lam standing next to a school child wearing a mask with his face on it as part of a scam education event.

A picture of HK's Secretary for Security Chris Tang standing next to a school child wearing a mask with his face on it as part of a scam education event.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 6

’there’s always money in the lunchbox supply trade’

George Bluth talking to Michael

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 6

Doc Brown pointing at the drive in movie screen as he talks to cowboy Marty. The skyline of Chongqing has been poorly photoshopped in the direction of Doc’s pointing.

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 6

Currently, if an employer does not provide free meals to their migrant worker, they must pay a monthly food allowance of HK$1,236, or roughly HK$40 per day.

According to FADWU, the current amount “barely covers one instant noodle with a few stalks of choy sum, or two slices of bread with an egg and instant coffee.”

lando kardashian@adamsideas· Jul 6

charlie brown having hoes would be a strategic masterstroke

South China Morning Post

Opinion - Wang Xiangwei

A Trump visit to Hong Kong would be a strategic masterstroke

The city should seize the opportunity offered by warming US-China ties and the coming Apec summit to burnish its global prominence