Nice to see we're having a turkey for Christmas.

Jet.

These had better be fucking amazing. They were £10.90.

Either I'm reading this wrong or I just got a free guitar because a couple of screws are missing from the last one...?

Building a guitar but not sure which colour scheme to use on the pickguard. The yellowish one inspired the project but I think the blue and purple one is more 'me'. Which do you prefer?

Just had a look for one of my old guitars that I thought was still at my parents' place, but it's not there. I don't remember selling it, or giving it away, but it's possible I did. Anyone come across a Marlin Masterclass in SE London (or possibly West Yorkshire) around 1997 or thereabouts?

Apparently it's going to be FIVE HOURS late.

Holy shit.

Blimey, Amazon Prime aren't messing about.

My friend's 70s-themed 50th. That's me on the left.

Something for the Dodds.

I'll do two.

Watching The Humanoid is like watching the Geoff Live album covers come to life.

Don't think I'll bother reading this one...

I tried to borrow this book from Catford Library but it wouldn't scan - it's not theirs. Someone had secretly 'donated' it by leaving it on a shelf. They gave it to me. Never heard of Erin Kelly, and I'm not easily impressed, and I'm only halfway through, but this is phenomenal.

Another brilliant online dating interaction. Probably get married next week.

Useless.

Yes, that's exactly how I feel.

How do we get Amazon Prime to sort out the aspect ratio on the shows where it's wrong? On Cheers it's all over the place. Some of the episodes look ridiculous.

Plus I've just combed through every cafe seen in City of Death (nothing better to do!) There's an extra who looks a bit like him. The only other candidate is a man outside who's so indistinct he can't really be seen.

If I had kids, this is the book I'd dress them up as for World Book Day:

Amazing.