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Common North American talking snake Humanist | Semi-Pro Doomsayer | Leisure Enthusiast | Ally | Cult Survivor

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Adder@adderafterall· 20d

Laura Loomer

Laura Loomer before make-up and clothing

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Adder@adderafterall· 27d

If your testosterone is really high you get assigned to his personal "Warfighter squad" where you grease each other up and do squat thrusts.

Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone

Adder@adderafterall· 27d

He's compromised by his religion.

Presidents come and Presidents go.

Through it all.

God is on the throne.

- Hakeem Jeffries asserting that his imaginary friend is in control

Adder@adderafterall· Jul 9

The only thing that comes to mind...

Adder@adderafterall· Jul 6

Left: Female Gremlin from Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Right: Female Gremlin from real life

Adder@adderafterall· Jul 1

As if there's a difference.

jd vance is the only person who watched the 2015 film spotlight and decided to both convert to catholicism AND get a job covering up for a paedophile

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 30

Someone should show him this picture, then ask him what's wrong with North Korea? Kim Jong Un made his daddy a big beautiful letter.

47 and Kim Yong-chol posing with a letter written to him from Kim Jong Un.

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 26

"My face turns red in shame anytime anyone reads my words in public. All decisions should be for president Trump only. As a side note, Trump's balls don't taste as bad as you'd think. I wasn't told to say that, either." - Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, probably

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito with the taste of Donald Trump's taint and asshole still fresh on his tongue and the smell still fresh on his nose.

Sue me, bitch

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 25

Netherlands rally in KC!

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 24

Hmmm. Perhaps we just infiltrate and change it from the inside.

"I could do a hell of a lot more damage in the system than outside of it."

Stevo (Matthew Lillard), SLC Punk

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 24

Do you want Reapers? Because that's how you get Reapers.

A Reaper from Mass Effect with a quote from the Reaper named Sovereign.

"We impose order on organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 17

Spellbinder on the Disney Channel

Cover of the Spellbinder complete series.

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 16

In memory of Becky from Birdemic

The character Becky in the movie Birdemic, taking a shit behind a bush, just before being attacked by a bird.

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 16

"Fuck your god"

Maynard from A Perfect Circle in the music video for Judith on the album Mer de Noms

A song about his mother who had a stroke and was reliant on a wheelchair for much of her life yet maintained her Christian faith, which he found incomprehensible.

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 16

Tom Sizemore as a truck driver in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

"I got cash in my pocket, desire in my heart. What do you say we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?"

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 15

They also promised him he'd get to live in the Toll House, which was what sealed the deal.

A package of Nestle Toll House chocolate chips

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 15

The star has spoken

A screenshot of the Rotten Tomatoes page for the Rainn Wilson movie "The Rocker".

Tomatometer: 40%
Popcornmeter: 46%

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 10

We got to go to the FIFA Fan Fest in Kansas City today. It was hot, but a good time.

FIFA Fan Fest in Kansas City
Red wireframe with a heart shape in the negative space. It frames the tower at the Kansas City Liberty Memorial World War I museum.

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 9

He is the very definition of the appearance of impropriety.

Clarence "The Appearance of Impropriety" Thomas

American Bar Association's description of the appearance of impropriety in jugdes' code of ethics.

[1] Public confidence in the judiciary is eroded by improper conduct and conduct that creates the appearance of impropriety. This principle applies to both the professional and personal conduct of a judge.

[2] A judge should expect to be the subject of public scrutiny that might be viewed as burdensome if applied to other citizens, and must accept the restrictions imposed by the Code.

[3] Conduct that compromises or appears to compromise the independence, integrity, and impartiality of a judge undermines public confidence in the judiciary. Because it is not practicable to list all such conduct, the Rule is necessarily cast in general terms

Adder@adderafterall· Jun 3

She must be a transformer.

Partial text from a post on a social media site.

"Results - Former Navy helicopter Bennett wins the Democratic nomination in NJ-07, the most vulnerable seat for Republicans in New Jersey."

Adder@adderafterall· May 14

Adder@adderafterall· May 6

Star Fox channeling Sir Didymus from Labyrinth

Star Fox with his mouth open

Sir Didymus from Labyrinth with his mouth open

Adder@adderafterall· May 5

Adder@adderafterall· May 5

If you voted for fuckface, I think you should be required to get a forehead tattoo. Hey, it could be worse.

Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) and PFC Utvich (B. J. Novak) standing over Hans Landa after carving a swastika into his forehead.

Adder@adderafterall· May 3

Post your warning sign

A faded and rusted "Danger flammable" sigin with a smiley face painted over it.

Adder@adderafterall· May 3

Pixel on a Caturday afternoon.

An orange house cat laying on a carpet.

Adder@adderafterall· May 3

Putin's cock-holster maintenance regimen is second to none.

Post by Alejandra Jaramillo
"President Trump is going to a scheduled dental appointment at his local dentist in Florida," today, says a White House official.

Adder@adderafterall· May 2

X-Men pogs for no reason whatsoever.

X-Men pogs: Jean Grey, Wolverine, Cyclops and Jean Grey, Banshee, Archangel, Cable, Rogue, Iceman, Omega Red, Jubilee, Juggernaut, Wolverine, Bishop, Storm, Psylocke, Magneto, Cyclops, Beast, Mr. Sinister, and Gambit.

Adder@adderafterall· May 2

Ab-neto

Shredded Magneto
1995 Fleer Ultra X-Men card series