ADHD Preacher

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Presbyterian PC(USA) Pastor, ADHD Xtreme. Christianity, neurodiversity, mental health, and more. Puns and silly jokes a specialty. You can assume the ⚓ on most skeets twitch.tv/adhd_preacher YouTube.com/@adhd_preacher

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ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· 28d

Pausa de hidratación

A still from the film O Brother, Where Art Thou? Three smoking hot brunette women clad in clinging, white wet garments approach the camera seductively.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· 28d

"Best! Beet! Ever!"

An artful photograph of a sliced beetroot.

It is a beautiful, rich red

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· 28d

This looks like a map from a cheap disaster movie about Winnipeg getting swallowed by a lava worm. It is, in fact, a Bad News smoke map

A screenshot of a smoke map of the Northeastern US and southeastern Canada. Darker shades indicate more smoke.

An orange and black blob, shaped like an open maw, appears to be lunging to consume Winnipeg, Manitoba. A thick column of orange stretches across the top of the great lakes from the boundary waters to Ottawa. Most of New England is pink, indicating light smoke cover.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· 29d

A black and white photograph of a world war one soldier in a trench. He is sitting between two stacks of sandbags and apparently writing a letter. At the bottom of the image a speech bubble has been superimposed, giving the appearance that the soldier is saying the text below.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· 29d

Now with *alt text*!

A screenshot of a post by user "redacted", with the handle @aquariusdays. The text of the post reads:

"babe what's wrong you've hardly touched your potential"

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· 29d

As in so many places, I think St Paul had this right. La Croix is a scandal.

A photograph of an extremely cursed can of La Croix naturally essenced sparkling water, "Pastèque" flavored. It is pink, and green, and horrid.

It is also open.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jul 12

A photograph of an action figure of Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

He is shredded.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jul 8

My chat in Christ, it's not like they don't have housing in Kent. 90 minutes w/o traffic in WA is not actually THAT far from some of my dad's commutes. It's not the most unhinged thing I've heard. OTOH, at the end of this process, you work in Renton and live in Chehalis.

A screenshot of Google Maps directions to get from Chehalis, WA to Renton, WA, a distance of 79.6 miles on I-5, the "fastest" route, taking 83 minutes.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jul 6

Fun little crowd here for the #BigBoy

This parking garage is lined with avid trainspotters

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jul 6

It is pouring rain in Conshy, but we're out here for the #BigBoy

A photograph of two sets of train tracks in Conshohocken rolling off into the drizzly distance.

It is raining as though it means business.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jul 5

Can a Spanish speaker please confirm this for me: Have MAGA pretty much been calling themselves WITCH in Spanish this whole time? Because if so, that is HILARIOUS

A photograph of a page in a children's book. Boots, a cartoon monkey with red boots, is wearing a star-spangled robe and pointy wizard hat and holding a wand with a star at its tip. Text on the page reads: "Boo! A wizard! Un mago!"

A screenshot of Google Translate translating from Spanish to English. On the Spanish side, the word "maga". On the English side, the word "magician".

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jul 5

chat is this good?

A photograph of the sky, with clouds lowering. The shapes of the clouds indicate to me, a mere meteorological whisper, that we are about to take a thunderstorm in the face.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jul 4

Not bad for a Weather Being from the Weather Dimension.

A screenshot from Bluesky:

WEATHER IS HAPPENING
5,000 followers

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 27

Hey, @bsky.app and KLIPY! Turns out Klipy has some pretty good image descriptions as part of their frontend. Is that text exposed in the API? Could we pre-populate that pretty good image description rather than whatever you're doing now? Is there a place I can submit a PR? #altText

A screenshot of the "mind blown by Tim and Eric" gif page from klipy.com. in addition to the gif itself and the uploading user, a useful title and description of the gif appear at the bottom of the screenshot. They read: "The Universe Tim and Eric Kind Blown: Man with glasses and turtleneck reacting with a 'mind blown' expression, surrounded by glowing effects, from Tim and Eric."

A screenshot of BlueSky's alt text editor for the same "The Universe Tim and Eric Mind Blown" gif. The pre-populated alt text reads: "Tim and Eric Mind Blown Universe Meme"

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 27

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. #FilmSky Book of Eli (2010)

The DVD cover of "The Book of Eli". Denzel Washington is wearing dark tinted sunglasses and has a gun strapped to his shoulder.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 26

Answer: yes but it's not long enough.

A screenshot from the video game Fallout 3, an image of the Lincoln reflecting pool. Somehow, in this irradiated Wasteland, the pool actually appears cleaner than in real-life late spring 2026.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 23

SPREEK VRUMOEDIG OVER GOD MAAR AMISBRUIK NOOIT ZUN NAAM

BOND TEGEN IRE VLOEKEN

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 23

An euler diagram with three circles

Consoling a child
Calming down a dog
Starting a bar fight

Overlapping dog and child: <shushing noises>
Overlapping dog and right: "you want to go outside?"
Overlapping fight and child: "you wanna call your mommy?"

Overlapping all three "hey buddy"

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 21

TMI, fitted sheet

A photo of a tag on a fitted sheet. The tag reads "TOP OR BOTTOM"

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 21

This is the view

A photo taken from on the chancel, facing into the sanctuary. In the foreground, the Bible rests on the lectern. In the background, on the far wall of the sanctuary, a 55 inch television shows a camera view of the lectern, and, presumably, the pastor preaching.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 21

For, this, if no other reason, Richard H Stanton should have been tarred and feathered

A screenshot from Wikipedia which reads: Washington was named after President George Washington by an act of the United States Congress during the creation of Washington Territory in 1853; the territory was originally to be named "Columbia", for the Columbia River and the Columbia District, but Kentucky representative Richard H. Stanton found the name too similar to the District of Columbia (the nation's capital, itself containing the city of Washington), and proposed naming the new territory after President Washington.[18][19][20] Thus, Washington is the only U.S. state named after a president.[21]

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 18

A graphic of the "pyramid theory of orgies"

Reading from bottom to top, the steps on the pyramid are:

Unhappy people
Looking for tail
Frustration, perceived grievances and anger
Seeks like-minded individuals or groups
Further radicalization
Smash

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 17

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Disney presents "The 100 Lives of Black Jack Savage"

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 17

An "alignment chart" for Eucharist, based on components of the elements and locations. I will write better alt text when I'm at a keyboard, but suffice it to say that the bottom right square, normally chaotic evil in d&d, reads "mountain dew and Doritos are communion"

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 12

With the predictable result that dissent within any given congregation, let alone denomination, leads to schism. E.g., one of my favorite pages, the list of Baptist denominations on Wikipedia.

The first half of the list of national Baptist bodies in the US on Wikipedia's relevant page, which includes:

Missionary Baptist Conference, U.S.A.
Alliance of Baptists
American Baptist Association
American Baptist Churches in the USA
Confessional Baptist Association
Association of Welcoming and Affirming Baptists
Baptist Bible Fellowship International
Baptist Missionary Association of America
Central Baptist Association
Venture Church Network
Converge (formerly Baptist General Conference)
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship
Enterprise Association of Regular Baptists
Free Will Baptist
Full Gospel Baptist Church Fellowship
Fundamental Baptist Fellowship Association
Fundamental Baptist Fellowship of America
General Association of Baptists
General Association of General Baptists
General Association of Regular Baptist Churches
General Conference of the Evangelical Baptist Church, Inc.
General Six-Principle Baptists
Independent Baptist Fellowship International
Independent Baptist Fellowship of North America

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 11

This is not NorCal. Y'all either don't understand how "north" works, or you are conveniently choosing to ignore a good half of the geography of your state.

A Google maps shot of California, with the city of Gilroy pinned. Gilroy is, generously, barely north of halfway between San Diego and the Oregon border.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 11

Yup. There is.

The new Mutual of Omaha headquarters in Omaha, NE. As billed, the building looks really phallic. One central tower, with two flanking towers about a fifth the height of the center.

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 6

This valediction from Senator Warren feels REALLY POINTY

The final paragraph of a letter from Senators Warren and Blumenthal to the admin of the Social Security Administration. That closing paragraph reads:

"Thank you for your attention to this important matter. We expect SSA's full and prompt compliance with our requests. Sincerely,"

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 6

I don't really think you can justly claim that the LDS **love** President Trump. Tldr of images: Trump has won the state with less than half of Romney's margins

2012 election results: Romney won Utah by ~48 points, 73 to 25

2016 election results. President Trump won Utah by 17 points, 45 to 28, with 30% fewer voters than Romney

2020 results: President Trump won Utah by 21 points, 58 to 37

2024 election results: President Trump won Utah by 21 points, 59 to 38

ADHD Preacher@adhd-preacher· Jun 2