Shameful

The Mariners with two hits

Me if there was a job to play video games and eat Taco Bell

So this is the lettuce my wife & I usually get. Cool!

Good fucking grief

What is this headline

Me if I had $9.6 billion to throw around

He DoorDashed our food in the meantime…

Servais: 👈🏻😏

Mitch McConell is doing just fine

🤔

“Wondering what could have been” as they’re fresh off a Super Bowl win with Sam Darnold.

Everyone looking for the person who gave Mitch McConell CPR like

Mitch McConnell down!

I was ready to put it on the line if Robles didn’t mess it up

Microsoft:

Hey Dan Wilson, catch!

MLB All-Star Game voting being a joke again with the entire country of Canada abusing the system to vote in all the Blue Jays

Wtf is this? Guess I gotta unfollow the NFL now 😂