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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jul 8

See This #KirkedUpWhiteBoy Go Absolutely Ballistic:

Certified #KirkedUpWhiteBoy Tyler Robinson mean mugging the camera as he sits in a court for the crime of Love.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 30

In which noted alleged rapist Brett Kavanaugh waxes poetic about the glories of sport competition for girls and women while paying not an ounce of thought to the same wants and desires for trans girls and women, let alone the unique burdens and dangers they face in playing in men/boys leagues.

Excerpt from Brett Kavanaugh's majority opinion in WV v. BPJ:

Some might ask: What is the harm in allowing an additional athlete to compete in women's or girls' sports? That sentiment, though understandable, misunderstands the nature and reality of sports.

Sports are highly competitive and generally zero sum. At almost every turn, someone wins and someone loses. Every athlete who makes a team takes a roster sport from another athlete. Every player who earns playing time reduces the playing time of a teammate. Every player who makes starting lineup sidelines another who remains on the bench. Every competitor who wins a race or competition deprives another athlete of that victory, or medal, or prize. Every team that wins because of an added player means that another team has lost because of that added player. Every player who makes all-conference beats out another player who has not. Every student who earns an athletic scho,larship takes that opportunity away from another student. And so on.

Women and girls who play sports care deeply about all of those things. They obsess about them. They spend extraordinary time and effort to train in the heat and in the-

Continued excerpt from Brett Kavanaugh's majority opinion in WV v. BPJ:

-cold, to work out early in the morning and late at night, to get a little faster, to become a little stronger, to jump a little higher, to shoot a little better, to watch a little more video, to make the lonely journey back from an ACL tear, to scrap from playing time, to start, to win the game, to win a championship, to hang a banner, to bring home a medal, to be all-tournament, all-country, all-State, or all-American. They put a championship trophy or all-league award on their bedroom shelf-and it stays there forever as a reminder of their lover of the game and pride in their achievements. They learn to endure losses with grace, to life up their teammates, and to respect opponents who have beaten them fairly and squarely. They learn to win with class-to look a defeated opponent in the eye, shake her hand, and congratulate her on her effort. Whether the star of the team or the last player on the bench, they form lifelong friendships and lifetime memories. They savor their athletic accomplishments and cherish them for years, even decades, after their playing days are over.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 26

Welcome to legal nihilism my big beautiful brother. There are dozens of us.

Grainy-ass photo of famed (kinda) Soviet legal jurist Evgeny Pashukanis, stoically and unsmilingly looking at the viewer.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 26

Me and my huge metal wife who is real

Gendo Ikari and Unit 01 from Evangelion, sharing a touching embrace as Unit 01 holds Gendo gingerly in her hand and looks deep into his soul.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 20

NOBLE SIX, you've got COVENANT PHANTOMS inbound on the ALGAE POOL. Secure the position as long as you can. Good luck, Spartan.

Shot from the last mission in Halo: Reach. On the screen is the sky above Reach, your health and shield monitor in your HUD, and a text showing:

CURRENT OBJECTIVE:
SURVIVE

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 20

Krillin you have to stop. You smoke too tuff. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They’ll kill you [for the fifth time].

Krillin with that shit on, got the suit with the turtleneck (Kame house represent fr), posted up next to the pool table with his girl Android 18, who's also going crazy with the black crisscross cutout lace mini dress, sitting on the table next to homie. Yamcha in the background with a pool cue meanmugging the camera like he's That Guy (he not That Guy).

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 13

We now cut to Marduk for comment:

144p crusty deep fried image of Mariah Carey awkwardly smiling:

"I don't know her"

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 9

Chat is it a good thing when your jurors start the session with questions like a frustrated tenant that's had the contractor come in to fix the same pipe issue for the fourth time in two weeks?

A screenshot from a Grand Jury transcript:

Grand Juror: Do you have unlimited tries?

Ms. Mecklenburg: Do we have -- what did you ask?

Grand Juror: Unlimited tries. Like you keep coming back as many times as you want?

Ms. Mecklenburg: Well, I don't think we have to worry about that. I think we're going to be just fine.

Mr. Skiba: I think the saying is the second time is the charm.

Ms. Mecklenburg: I hope you don't have your mind made up already that I'm going to need more tries.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 9

Time to start building walls for the lesser states to defend against the aggression of the Great Qin and its legalist imperialism, which I am neutral to positive about.

Results from a Theodramatist poll (https://www.theodramatist.com/warring-states), which sorts you into different philosophical positions from the Warring States period.

In this screenshot, the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl's resulting philosophy:

Mohist
Mozi, c. 5470-391 BCE - universal love and the discipline of utility

You would have been a Mohist - a follower of Mozi (c. 470-391 BCE), founder of one of the great schools of the Hundred Schools period. You believed in universal love (jian ai) - impartial concern for everyone, against the Confucius gradation of moral concern by relationship. You opposed offensive war (and Mohists were famous for sending fortification experts to help besieged states), support meritocracy against hereditary privilege, advocated frugality against aristocratic display, opposed elaborate funerals and music, and believed in Heaven as a moral force that rewards and punishes. The Mohists were organized like a religious-military order under a grand master (juzi). After the Han dynasty[,] the school disappeared as a coherent movement and was only rediscovered in the late Wing. You are the figure of the consequentialist-egalitarian - utilitarian in something like the modern sense, ant-elitist, pacifist except in defense, organized for action.

secondary affinities

Legalist
Strict laws applied equally; administrative methods; institutional authority over personal virtue.

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[continuing from the first half of this poll results page]

Secondary affinities

Legalist
Strict laws applied equally; administrative methods; institutional authority over personal virtue.

Xunzian Confucian
Human nature is bad; ritual and study civilize it; pessimist about persons, optimist about institutionalist.

Mencian Confucian
Human nature is good; cultivate the four sprouts; benevolent government; the people are sovereign.

Top six by score:
Mohist - 37
Legalist - 26
Xunzian Confucianist - 12
Mencian Confucian - 6
Military Strategist - 5
Agriculturalist - 5

A post from Twitter by the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl (@AdultSpiceMan), dated October 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM.

I am going to become a Mohist.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jun 1

Happy Pride

Lord Farquad and Shrek kissing each other, Shrek in his underwear and Farquad on top in his royal regalia. They're really going at it. Surrounding them are hearts.

At the top of the image, it reads: with the taste of your lips

bottom text: I'm on a ride

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· May 15

My gender is Magna Defender and I express it through my sick horns and my tragic dead son backstory.

The whole Lost Galaxy Power Rangers squad, including Magna Defender.

From left to right:

Magna Defender with his dope sword

Green Ranger doing some kind of Qigong kneeling pose

Blue Ranger lookin goofy with his arms out stretched, unclear what he's going for here

Red Ranger with his arms out stretched playing crazy defense on the court

Pink Ranger hitting the crane pose

Yellow Ranger kneeling on the far right, her hand is pulled back like a tiger's claw but she's inexplicably looking at the ground here

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· May 15

Miiverse Yeah! meme but Narutofied:

Dattebayeah!

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· May 14

The Beatles are good.

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting, showing a bold and possibly idiotic man bravely standing to voice his opinion in a crowd.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· May 14

Woah had no idea that Paul was on the Pinkcub train that's crazy

PinkPantheress's Girl Like Me, in front of her Fancy That album art.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· May 14

Libertarian Guys with Pandoran Wives

A digital drawing of a man holding a long rifle in a Hawaiian Shirt next to an woman who looks to be of Asian descent.

Below them, a title reads:

LIBERTARIAN GUYS
WITH ASIAN WIVES

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· May 11

Weakest red state Hitlerite elected vs. strongest NoVA principled moderate

On the left: HYDROGEN BOMB

VS

On the right: COUGHING BABY

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· May 5

OP did not necessarily come with this kind of hateful energy but this is the average interaction between Boruto Enjoyers and Naruto "Fans" on the world wide web.

Meme template:

Angry person on the left, labeled 'Naruto fans who stopped reading/watching after the Pain Arc': "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE"

Little kid having fun on the right: "Boruto's kinda neat!"

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Apr 27

Dems after the FOP calls them pro-crime in a letter to their members:

An image of a dog showing submissive behaviors, with descriptors pointing to different signs of the dog:

ACTIVE SUBMISSION

eyes half closed, blinking

ears back

mouth nearly closed, tongue tip darts out

raised paw

tail hangs low, slow wag

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Apr 24

I'll be rolling up like Dante come 5/29 believe that.

Sabrina Carpenter lookin at some delectable shit, hungrily.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Apr 14

Screaming impassioned emoji:

"LET'S GO, DON'T WAIT

THIS NIGHT'S ALMOST OVERRR."

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Apr 10

ALERT: TRVTH NUKE, IMPACT IMMINENT

Meme format with half-naked man in front of a mirror:

If Detroit pizza has a million fans,I'm one of them
If Detroit pizza has 5 fans, I'm one of them
If Detroit pizza has 1 fan, that one is me
If Detroit pizza has no fans, I'm no longer alive
If the world is against Detroit pizza I'm against the entire world
Till my last breath, I'll support Detroit pizza

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Mar 19

I will not work for those Qataris, but they are welcome to pay my $800/hour consultant fee, which contracts me to make a 30-slide PowerPoint thats just this image repeated on each slide. It will take me 36 hours to put this presentation together. I will use slide transitions and potentially WordArt.

Image of a worried Warren Buffett, with the following quote in frame:

Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.

It's fucking over.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Mar 12

Distance between Texarkana, TX and Atlanta, GA: ~700 miles Distance between Abu Dhabi, UAE and Salalah, Oman: ~750 miles There's just 2 men that can successfully haul this truckload of oil, and they only have 28 hours to do it...

Left: Cledus "The Snowman" Snow

Right: Bo "The Bandit" Darville

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Feb 18

It's Finally His Time

A crude drawing of an aging politician, wheelchair-bound and slouching low in his char:
Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa
- 118 years old
- Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
- Respectable bipartisan

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Feb 15

We need some Late Permian Nuggets. I need some therapsids meat-slop expeditiously.

A euchambersia, a therapsid (mammal-like reptile) from the Late Permian period.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Feb 15

I have made my pilgrimage to the holy shrine.

The holy shrine at the golden Lantern in New Orleans. In vibrant blue neon lights with a rainbow flag behind it, it reads: LBGT - Lite Beer Great Taste.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Feb 14

I have suffered enough emotional trauma that I have unlocked the Kekkei Genkai Visual Prowess to envision better trabsportation planning for the burbs.

The planned roundabout in Tucker, with the central roundabout circle replaced with Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan. On either side are two speech bubbles:

"Those Sharingan...

How much can you actually see?"

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Feb 14

POV: you're the least popular kid in your AP US History class when a Big Lad steps up to challenge you in the marketplace of ideas / you're the degenerate Bluto creeping on Olive Oil when you catch that spinach-eater approaching with lethal intent

Big Boy about to go rock em sock em on some pro-ICE teenager holding a camera.

Popeye the Sailor Man winding up his walloping arm for the opps.

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Feb 5

I hate the IOT I hate the IOT I hate the IOT I hate the IOT they can pry my wires bag from my cold, dead hands I HATE THE IOT I HATE THE IOT I HATE THE IOT I-

UN "We've got you surrounded" meme-

UN soldiers: "We're got you surrounded! [A problem has occurred with your HP account and you will be unable to print soon unless the issue is resolved]

Our crazed hero, holding a shotgun behind a wall: "I hate the IOT I hate wifi devices I hate bluetooth devices I hate the IOT"

the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl@adultspiceman· Jan 28

Charles Quark: