S R Jones
@aegisimmemorial
Author, writer, occasional artist, and keeper of danger noodles. Puts the #TRANS into Transformers Fan.
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I FORGOT I BOUGHT THIS ffs!! Why did I do this?? And why do I want to keep it?? #SilentHill
After a truly horrendous train journey, I have arrived in The Countryside and am having a quiet bit of writing time.
My dude Rambo just got a clean bill of health from the vet. We think he's around 18-20, part king snake, and contains the rage of at least 500 suns, which is excellent for his age. Love him. 🐍❤️
I'm reading Alien: Perfect Organisms (Shaun Hamill), published by Titan Books, 2025. Nonbinary character White is accidentally given male pronouns in one random sentance. This is one of many, many trad published books that contain errors because they are made and edited by humans.
Primary Human has left to go on a cruise so now Missy has to live with just Spare Human (me) and boy is she not thrilled....
I know a fae trap when I see one. I mean, I'm still going. I just know it's a trap.
Off out with my little sterling spidder. (He's a treasure from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social )
Artist! Quote with your fanart! (I drew this for LD Lapinski's Strangeworlds Travel Agency, which you should all definitely read if you haven't already.)
I have a massive bruise on my left thigh because Missy likes to rest her whole weight on this one spot. And I don't stop her, because she's cute.
My laptop is so tiny that I had to buy it a kindle pouch instead of a laptop bag. 3
Also had fun showing off my tattoo (drawn by the amazing @dechanique.bsky.social ) to the cinema staff. The twins here have seen 18 years, 2 dvts and survived a major skin infection. At some point I should get them touched up. Still my most complimented tattoo. 😅
I never thought I'd love a movie with Jared Leto in it, but I just got out of Masters of the Universe and I feel like the directors somehow distilled every game 6 year old me ever played with action figures and then got Queen to play the soundtrack. They also gave me a little pin badge!
A most wonderful and special delivery arrived from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social today!! 🖤🕷🕸🖤 I am in love, and I owe it all to wonderful, generous people!!
'Robot In Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child.' No headline will ever top this for me. This is 100% the dystopian future I raised to beleive in.
Mission accomplished! Special shout-out to @peculiarityshop.bsky.social , who sold me the amazing aurora opal ring.
Decided to buy a £4 game controller stand and pretty it up to use as a ring holder. Pleased with the results. Its amazing what a bit of shading can do!
Oddly fascinated by this bag somebody on Vinted is selling, which looks like it's cosplaying the girl from The Fifth Element.
I am very sleep deprived and might have heat stroke, and now this exists. He's just a silly little guy.
Today I had to give Zipper a spa because once again, he is struggling to shed. Fun snek-fact: they always drink like they've never seen water in their lives before.