On a bus! In Prague! On the way to the club!

I just ignore the instructions and take Montrose anyways. But this is what it looks like on Google.

When you're at the pet store when the Trazadone hits.

No other way to do trash collection along the lakefront trail than with a full size garbage truck. And this is not to shame the driver, who was almost certainly assigned the route and the equipment.

About to dance with the devil.

Chicago is the greatest city in the world

Here's a video of a cop cruising through the pedestrian path in highly crowded Oz Park on a beautiful summer afternoon.

Forgetting you have a kiddie pool set up outside until suddenly a soaking wet dog appears in your living room.

I had a really wonderful day with my friends at the Sox game.

Bike rat.

I am officially "wear a wrist brace to bed to offset carpal tunnel symptoms" years old.

Everything about the cop presence on the lakefront was deeply infuriating. We need to make it so that you simply cannot drive two dozen SUVs into the park and onto the grass.

Guess who vomited right at my feet in the middle of my workout?

I at least got him to pull up a few feet. Originally he was backed up to the concrete partitions.

We relocated to the living room for a change in scenery and TBH I don't think she's appropriately remorseful for her responsibility in my sleep deficit.

I find it incredibly funny that Alexi Giannoulis branded these signs.

Manifest weekend at Columbia College Chicago.

Relatedly, here's my dad using a map to plan our trip to California this Fall.

Correct.

What's the name we're giving to a group of Cubs fans on Lime scooters? A flock? A herd?

Relatedly I'm on WBEZ's "Say More" this morning if y'all want to tune in.

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Laying around at Welles Park this afternoon and it truly feels like I'm a background actor in a Nora Ephron movie. There's literally two musicians playing guitar in the Gazebo!

Bought one of these bad boys and it is incredibly effective.

I made this for my Instagram stories as a follow-up to poll results I shared, but I decided Bluesky should see it too.

Guess it's time for me to take down Campaign HQ.

Have you considered a belly rub on these trying times?

On Thursday a few of my movement friends and I participated in a direct action outside AIPAC's office. They've spent over $20 million in Illinois' Democratic primary this cycle, mostly distributing their money through shell PACs. Our democracy is not for sale!

I know tarrifs are a thing. But expecting me to pay 3 figures at delivery rather than at point of sale is bananas. I had no idea this fee was coming. For reference, this is for an apparel item and it raises the final cost by about 50%