Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️
@afcfan
Husband to Kelly, Dad to @thatquietrachel, GUNNER FAN (Thanks Gen-Z) 🙄, Beer Lover, Roll Tide. LOVE Dogs. RIP Rusty. Did I mention dogs? Skylar! #Ukraine #СлаваУкраїні
Ha! It looks like you aren’t the only one. I saw this at Disney World about a decade ago. No telling how many of these shirts they printed! 😂😂😂
Your grammar leaves a bit to be desired, but I appreciate your optimistic observation of me.
I have lived on Mother Earth for over 60 years. Last week was one of the greatest concert experiences I have ever had. The Eagles at The Sphere in Las Vegas. That was one helluva show. Let me drop in a little teaser for you. Oh my god!
Where my girl Tara at? Just sayin’ hey. 😂😂😂 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social
This is my Granddog Charles. He is the perfect Australian Shepherd specimen. He wishes all a Happy New Year. He’s also saying to me, “I’m watching you, buddy!”
Could it possibly be more beautiful? @ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida PERFECT day!
Hey, look y’all! This rest stop in Florida has DeSantis sized urinals!
I just end up dumping Skylar in the yard. Luckily, he stays there. 😂😂😂
Hey, @amazon! Thanks for the delivery! Sure am glad it wasn't that Faberge Egg I ordered!
No wonder they go through almost a quart a day! Attention hummingbirds: Sugar ain’t cheap! 😏
Our bartender, Jackie, created this drink. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Licor 43, Espresso, Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream. Y’all. Y’all! I have a new favorite bartender. (The producer of this account assumes no responsibility for the content of our inebriated writers.)
Hi. I’m Skylar. My likes are 1) Eating, 2) Sleeping, & 3) Lying in the sun in my shiny black coat while it’s 95° outside.