agirlintheshed
@agirlintheshed
Alphabet soup masquerading as an adult
Photos from besties wedding are finally coming through and I absolutely love this inception moment
Meet Verity, the dragon tree I am determined to grow til he is bigger than me
Hope you get an error in your favour or collect £10 from every player or somesuch!
lmao not even name searching could have brought him to this thread
My only response to his claims about England benefitting from FIFA corruption was this still
Absolute sensory nightmare of a day with disruptions to almost every part of my carefully curated day, including having to wait 20 minutes for someone to move off “my” bench
Three double espressos, three spoons of chocolate powder and a splash of grenadine, shake with ice and strain into a pint glass with fresh ice. Banger
As soon as she put her lippy on it took all my effort to not bawl my eyes out at how beautiful she is, somehow I just about managed to hold myself together but today I am in bits. Just look at them (he’s very aware of how lucky he is, and that I will beat him with a shoe if he ever forgets)
I’ve had my season ticket for over 15 years and it has never been this difficult to simply renew it. I eventually made it through the whole process (which has a six minute timer for some reason) and verified my payment only to get this after the Please Wait Do Not Leave This Page
If all we’re doing now is remakes then I’d like to submit this as the perfect cast for Charmed, thank you for your time
This was a super vibey vibe lxds, hard recommend as an activity!
Not sure if it was agreed in advance when he did this at the Club World Cup last year, but it was one of the most embarrassing sporting moments I think I have ever seen
Football should stop the clock when play stops instead of persisting with the farce that is “added time”
A mate sent me a TikTok of the USMNT Ultras the other day and this was my face while watching it
Apologies for the half eaten nature of the photo, but it was two and a half hours between me arriving home absolutely starving for this and only this, and it arriving
It’s my mum’s birthday today, luckily I sorted her present 38 years ago
Been in a shitty mood cos it’s too hot and I hate my job etc etc, then boss says “before you go, can you you get one of the boys to smash up that broken bench and put it in a garden waste bag?” Absolutely the fuck not my good sir, I will do it myself
Fell asks for a lime & soda, says “oh that’s very reasonable, if this was a [brewery] pub it’d be a fiver!” “This is a [brewery] pub” “Oh! Well last time I was in a [brewery] pub they charged me £5 for a lime and soda!”