john

@agnosticrat

trans rights are human rights. human earth person. fool. writer of words. friend of dog. my leftist views are belong to me. stupid shit enjoyer. los angeles inhabitant. he/him.

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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir agnosticrat.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

john@agnosticrat· Jul 5

Empty DOJ booth with a sign roughly photoshopped onto the table that says:
Out doing crimes
Will be back @ 2:00 PM

john@agnosticrat· Jun 24

john@agnosticrat· May 23

Star Trek themed title card:

THE LAST FUZZLE OF GALBOON

Written by: Captain Fong Thrandor

john@agnosticrat· May 10

john@agnosticrat· Mar 22

hell yeah

Order confirmation for nasa rush stickers and acab worm key chain from spacethey.gay shop

john@agnosticrat· Dec 28

hoo hopebutt nachosfriends

john@agnosticrat· Jul 16

you haven’t touched your blood noodles

Count Cuomo sitting down for a totally normal meal of normal food with his family and all of their salt shakers.

john@agnosticrat· Jun 26

fuck, i forgot twats! well done, adam! *scorpion unrelated

unrelated scorpion trapped (temporarily) under a wine glass, before being safely released into the desert

screenshots from Bluesky showing examples of user adam sessler calling folks bitches, cunts, whores and twats, like a very secure man

john@agnosticrat· Jun 2

Two velvet eared southwestern street wolves guarding their favorite nap spot, Los Angeles, CA.

john@agnosticrat· Apr 30

yes, appears he is exactly that guy

screenshot of jurdn.com with the text:

“Hello, I'm Jurdn

Artist | Dev | AI Sorcerer

Welcome to my corner of the internet. I'm passionate about exploring the limitless possibilities of creativity through AI, and creating useful resources for the AI community. Here you'll find my latest projects, models, and musings on the ever-evolving world of artificial intelligence.”

john@agnosticrat· Apr 23

rescued 1.5 yr old, 3-legged goat wolf

john@agnosticrat· Apr 10

peter stormare?

john@agnosticrat· Mar 28

meme of J.D. Vance, standing in the Greenland tundra inanely gesturing with a volcano (let’s go with it) behind him, after being dropped off 90 miles from a road.

Speech bubble: “but I was a troop”

john@agnosticrat· Mar 20

haha. thanks for this. also, “frog jelly”

screenshot of a wikipedia article, with the text:

“Götterspeise (German: [ˈɡœtɐˌʃpaɪ̯zə] ⓘ, lit. 'dish/fare of the gods') is the German name for a dessert made of gelatine or other gelling agent, sugar, flavourings and food colouring, it is similar or identical to jelly or jello and other gelatin desserts. Other German names include Wackelpudding ("wobbly pudding") or Wackelpeter (German: [ˈvakl̩ˌpeːtɐ] ⓘ; "Wobbly Peter");[1] green Götterspeise is also known as Froschsülze ("frog jelly"). Götterspeise is usually eaten with whipped cream or vanilla sauce. The best-known flavours are the following:”

john@agnosticrat· Mar 12

Two Nazis in a nazi-mobile trying to sell nazi-mobiles at the White House

john@agnosticrat· Mar 5

two hateful mutants consuming an alcohol and a cigarette in the most successful D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) campaign in history

john@agnosticrat· Mar 4

Every misunderstanding (M) in a post spawns a new reality. As more misunderstanders (N) engage, the expansion grows exponentially. Facebook boomers (FB) and other internet misunderstanders amplify via shares, arguments and algorithms, multiplying divergence by k_FB. A multiverse in every skeet.

$Mathematical equation representing the exponential growth of misunderstandings in online discussions, particularly influenced by Facebook boomers and other internet misunderstanders. The equation is: R(M, N, FB) \approx k_{FB} M^{N+FB} where: R(M, N, FB) = Number of resulting realities (misinterpretations). M = Possible misunderstandings in a given post. N = Number of misunderstanders. FB = Number of Facebook boomers engaging. k_{FB} = Amplification factor representing how FB users escalate misunderstandings.$

john@agnosticrat· Feb 7

Stop wasting your waste!

john@agnosticrat· Feb 6

Los Dingos (alt text)

Pictured: Pair of velvet-eared southwestern street wolves guarding the entrance of their den—Los Angeles, CA, taken sometime in the first 5 years of 2025. The wolves are dark in color and appear to be very cute and always hungry. Within the wolves’ Schwarzschild radius, we see a perpetual state of carnage and detritus, including: brown nylon chewable ring (sounds like a gunshot when dropped), 3/4 of a tiger pelt, destroyed indestructible red rubber tug toy (1 tug is missing, so solo tug?), carcass of a blue octo…err…quadropus, tan nylon chew toy that kinda looks like a (scary) double butt plug, head and shoulders of a red corduroy fox, blue rubber bone that looks like a weird sex toy made by Sauron or perhaps some other dark lord, 3 feet of knotted multicolor rope (very tasty, might be edible), red salamander upper, duck torso.

john@agnosticrat· Jan 31

4-year supply of 4-phosphoryloxy-N,N-dimethyltryptamine (4-PO-DMT) and a musical instrument.

john@agnosticrat· Jan 18

the future is here. powerful iphone 20 provide so many, new opportunity .