Cyrus Nemati
@ahoymehearties
BAFTA-nominated creator of Vampire Therapist! Comedy/drama writer, amateur historian, antipositivist, voice actor (Hades II). Chaos energy. He/him/heretic
I love nothing better than stuffing a game full of weird dialogue and characters, then getting the best actors to play them. Check out Sarah Grayson (Selene from Hades II) revealing the Internet's mysteries! 50% off and has Matthew Mercer too! store.steampowered.com/app/2481020/...
Only Little Bat Games allows artists and animators to work together to depict a futuristic Cranach the Elder picking his nose and scratching his balls.
When 594 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. (Thanks Google)
BAFTA-nominated Vampire Therapist is hated by libertarians and stunted men and beloved by the strange and irreverent. And it's 35% off during the Steam Summer Sale! If you haven't played it yet, there's no better way to beat the heat than by being undead. 😅 store.steampowered.com/app/2481020/...
Hey, neat! :-D I started making little anonymous mods in my spare time and I guess I got a few downloads.
I read Magnificent Humanity again and cut out the church words from this passage so people might actually read it. Common humanity can save us from our addiction to "progress" at the expense of others, but we've been systematically atomized to forget it almost entirely.
Richard Dawkins describes a woman who tells him he's brilliant in a highly reflective way and says AI has consciousness. What world were we in where he was taken seriously?
If you have a jaguar, you should buy it a copy of Vampire Therapist, I guess!
It's my birthday today and I got the gift of fan art from @nixhegemonia.bsky.social 😁
My favorite character to write in Oh, Apollo is this guy — a philosopher who uses complex reasoning to get out of doing any work. Starting with Zeno's paradox! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno%27... But don't worry, the rest of the cast is weirdos too. 🥰
If you're not Marc Andreessen, you might enjoy Vampire Therapist! If you *are* Marc Andreessen, please play Vampire Therapist. (it's on sale)
Tonight in Vienna! Met a familiar lady today for the Isabella d'Este fans. 😁
The sorts of people who destroy history (like the Taliban) are the sorts of people who would like their own history not to be examined. As an Iranian-American and a historian, fuck these people. People like me will write their histories, and we will not be kind.
elder millennial pc gamer sadly no DOS games made the cut, though Day of the Tentacle would be the first my9games.com
Vampire Therapist is a steam daily deal today! And if you're too much of a bro for therapy, Bloodshed is on sale too. You shoot bad guys in it, and I wrote and performed lots of quips. (But seriously, therapy is good, bro.)
Indiscriminately attacking a people to cause political discord is, *by definition,* terrorism.
I'm not a console gamer any more since they stopped making Uncharted games... but it is pretty cool to see my game natively running on Nintendo hardware. ☺️
Not bad for our first console review. 😁 gamecritix.co.uk/vampire-ther...
Finally, the one player who thinks Vampire Therapist wasn't vulgar enough!
Met a familiar fellow while visiting Istanbul last weekend! #heyzagman
Happy Halloween, children of darkness! Tonight's a great night to stay in and be comforted by a sexy goth priest (voiced by Matthew Mercer) in a (oc)cult hit video game, don't you think? store.steampowered.com/bundle/50334...
If you play Vampire Therapist, not only will you perhaps feel better about yourself, but you can act smug because you've played an award-winning game that others haven't played. ✨All for under $10 this week! www.eurogamer.net/vampire-ther... Yes I'm shit at social marketing but please buy it <3