Christina, mother of spiders

@aikiwomannc

I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Behold my skeets.

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Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· 3d

The midnight Waffle House run. Helped a friend move and haven't had dinner yet so all-star special it is!

Waffle House menu. Has photos of different breakfast favorites.

Grill at the Waffle House. Bacon and egs are cooking. There is a shelf above with plates, bowls, and a basket of eggs.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· 5d

A glory hole but to boop dog noses.

A golden retriever's nose is sticking out of a heart shaped hole in a wooden fence. A bit of his tongue is sticking out and you can see his eyes.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Jun 29

Ralph couldn't believe she had the nerve to scream when he was the one being peed on.

Snake peeking out from the opening at the bottom of the toilet bowl.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Jun 19

Truth. Found this one last year.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Jun 19

I may or may not have started buying Halloween/year round decor.

Silver head of Medusa with mouth open and dozens of snakes around it. It's designed to hang on a wall like a plaque and is still in the box. It's leaning against a stone fireplace.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· May 21

Just couple of minutes til Electric Callboy

Photo of stage. The curtain across it says, "Electric Callboy: Tanzneid"

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· May 20

Got our spot for Electric Callboy! #ElectricCallboy

Sign says "Tanzneid electric callboy VIP check-in"

Photo of stage. Backdrop on stage says "Scene Queen" in a metal font

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· May 20

Hotel: We have fixed the curtains so you cannot close them. Me: You underestimate me and my desire to shut out as much light as possible.

Curtains held closed by a coat hanger with clips on it.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· May 6

Had to do a SS of this when I came across it a couple of weeks ago.

Close up of top half of Ben Shapiro's face. His eyebrows are unusually thick.

Below image it says: Ben Shapiro's eyebrows are getting stonger...
the majority report w/Sam Seder
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Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Apr 13

Artist! Quoting with my blue art! (Well mostly blue)

Oil painting: foreground is the spiral interior of a conch shell. Shades of blue, blue grey, and some pink. Background is blue. It is hanging on a white wall with the number 308 underneath. It was hanging in an exhibit at the time.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Apr 11

Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only.

MST3K crew: Gypsy, Crow T Robot, Joel, and Tom Servo

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Apr 8

When the fresh roll of toilet paper is just out of reach.

Grogu is reaching out with his right hand (on viewer's left).

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Apr 5

Me: Thinking maybe it's time for a new phone. My 7 year old Samsung Galaxy note 9 w/a cracked screen: You're weak.

Image is Randy from South Park. He is shirtless and looks like he's been in a fight. Above him it says, "Most people buying phones every 2-3 years"

My 6 year old SamsungA50.

Below Randy it says: "I didn't hear no bell!"

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Mar 23

I'm middle-aged and I already live by a marshy swampy area so maybe it's time to enter my spinosaurus era. Going to just roar, stomp around, scare people, and catch fish.

One of my favorite shirts. A black t shirt with white print. Graphic is a spinosaurus with its front legs in the air and its mouth open. Behind it is a field of stars and a crescent moon above. Text below it says "In my spino era".

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Mar 20

When you get turned around in your hotel after getting back from a late concert and accidentally no clip into the backrooms.

Dim hallway of a hotel. The carpet has earthy tones and the walls are a yellow beige. There are short vertical lights on the walls adding some light. The hallway is empty and the angle gives it a liminal effect.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Mar 5

Couldn't he just read a ChucK Tingle book instead?

Image of T Rex and another dinosaur with insert photo of Elon Musk. Below it says, "Elon Musk wants to build a real-life "Jurassic Park" and bring back the dinosaurs".

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Feb 27

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Looking through a window at a mother black bear and her 4 older cubs.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Feb 1

Went out at 1:30am to check the snow accumulation. Right about 5". Another inch or so since then. I used the flashlight that blinds people.

Part of my turkey oak and live oak tress covered in snow. Box hedges underneath also covered in snow. It's night time but my flashlight is bright enough to see. Can also see the snow flying in the air.

Holly bush covered in snow. It's night but my flashlight is bright enough to see it.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Jan 15

I'll just be over here with a coloring book and crayons for a while.

Coloring book. Image is a fish bowl with a betta fish in it. I chose to color it in shades of orange and orange red. There are also crayons. Different shades of orange and orange red.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Jan 13

Stop for a dog and a shake at Woolworth Walk. An old Woolworth that kept the soda counter and sells sandwiches, hotdogs, and burgers. The rest is an art gallery.

Long counter with a grey flecked top. Napkin and straw holders run along it. Can see a few red stools at the counter. Behind it is a counter with shake machines, espresso machines, ice tea containers, coffee machine and register. Above you can just make out the chalkboard with their menu. On the far right is a short wall with some artwork on it.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Jan 12

Surprise snow this morning. We've usually had a couple of snows by now but been a bit warm in the mountains this winter.

Red camellia flower with snow on it. Snow is also on the leaves of the shrub it's growing from. Background is stone wall and window.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Dec 20

Last saved meme is your philosophy on life. Hmmm.

Them: you can't make a meme out of batteries and expect people to get it.

Me:

Image is the woman yelling and pointing at a cat meme made of batteries.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Dec 5

Happy Krampusnacht! Time for them to get in the bag.

Drawing of Krampus. He is pointing to an open bag. Above it says, "You" and below is says "In the bag". Followed by "Merry Xmas from Krampus"

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Dec 5

Remember when we thought 2016 was the absolute worst?

Southern Oracle gate from the film The NeverEnding Story. Atreyu had to pass through without fears and doubts or perish.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Nov 29

Sunset across the valley.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Nov 27

Even though we feel the loss of mom deeply we are celebrating. Gratitude for the 89 years of life she had & time we had w/ her. Gratitude for being able to be together. Put up some wreaths & Ryan (helps out dad) put some lights out last night. We are going to get the tree & more lights up tomorrow

Double wooden door with 2 evergreen wreaths. They each had a red bow

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Nov 27

You've just died. The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.

An owl. The eye on the viewer's left is half closed like a half wink. It makes the owl look like it's angry.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Nov 26

When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.

John C McGinley (in a ss from Stan Against Evil" biting a balloon in frustration and rage.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Nov 23

Friend: You're just paranoid. There isn't a turkey stalking you. Me: Maybe you're right. Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*

Turkey hen standing on a corner of my roof. The sky is overcast and leafless trees are in the background. Photo is a bit distorted because I took it through a screen.

Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc· Nov 19

When you had a month to get your science fair project done but waited til the night before and threw something together.