Chat, what’s a romantic way of saying ‘I want to climb on your lap and ride you until you forget the name of any other person who has dared to sit on your dick?’

My therapist when I walk in thinking I’m gonna have a chill session

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

I just made the most delicious pasta and now I need my nipples sucked about it

My face got too many likes and it scared me 💀 so have archive ass instead ✌️

I’m panting

🥛🥛🥛

Sometimes I miss having dark hair

Hey I’m good at this game (I cheated a lil by using lingerie but…)

Everyone in the uk rn

Was watching a restocking video on fb when outta fuckin nowhere:

Hi

Hey, baby, do you remember saying ‘just send them this tweet’? @bardofwinter.bsky.social

Me 3 years ago.

How my @bardofwinter.bsky.social makes me feel

So we gonna cuddle orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Something about putting your genes in my jeans or whatever

What if my dress fell down?

The vault be vaulting

Babylon Sailors lust and swagger, lazing in moon's beam Whose laser gaze penetrates this sparkling theatre Of excess and strobed lights Painted whores Sexual gladiators Fiercely old party children All wake from their slumber to debut the Bacchanal Come to the light Into the light The invisible light

It’s been a while…

Post something blue 💙🦋

Instructions unclear, have purchased bee costume

Live footage of me

😌

The complete lack of choice of anything actually had me looking at this and thinking ‘it’s not that bad’ 😀 ITS A SACK WITH STAPLES IN IT This is apparently what plus sized women get to wear.