Parnell “X” (21 Jul) - While nearly 100 service members were deemed to have some degree of injury since July 7, 2026 x.com/seanparnella...

Parnell “X” (20 Jul) - The DoD rejects these baseless and malicious accusations of hiding injury numbers as outright lies from partisan hacks at the New York Times who are desperate to smear America’s military and its leadership x.com/seanparnella...

Total Reported Killed: 18 Wounded: 447 (Actual 500+) Past 2 Weeks (7-22 July): Wounded: 32 (Actual 100+) JULY DCAS Data as of Today (Parnell’s 21 Jul “X” Update) Prior to: 0 After: 32 (Actual 100+) DoD has and is continuing to hide and delay reporting current/actual numbers and lying about it.

OPERATION EPIC FURY Defense Casualty Analysis System (DCAS) DoD Database for Reporting Killed or Wounded in Actions (NOT, by law, being kept updated/current) dcas.dmdc.osd.mil/dcas/app/con...

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In case you’re interested in applying, Jeff Delinski, who’s not even affiliated with my college, sent the message. Email: jdelinsk@gwu.edu Office: (703)595-5487 950 North Glebe Road, Ste 600 Arlington VA 22203 cps.gwu.edu/jeff-delinski

*HS (High School) Professional Starting Salary: $95K

🤷‍♀️ Online looking at my MA degree alma mater when this message popped in, addressed BY NAME TO ME, recruiting for ICE masked as an ONLINE Homeland Security degree and/or certificate $95K *HS Professional (WTF?) $100K - $130K **Certificate = 2 Semesters ***MPS Degree = 16 Months

Maybe Turritopsis Dohrnii Jellyfish holds the key to the fountain of youth. Anyone know where I can get a couple-three of these little guys?

Welp, that explains the MAGA cult.

Well, for some of us that’s really good to know.

Men, along with that condom you keep all snug in your wallet, you might want to start packing a cute little pair of warm cashmere socks right in there with it. Ladies, what would you think if a guy pulled out a cute little pair of cashmere socks and all he said was “trust me” as he put them on you?

Alright, damnit. I want to know which one of my ancestors passed on to me my flying roach phobia? Which one? I want to know, and I want to know now!!

Am I now going find all of you walking around licking the air and each other?

Hey, maybe you and @stephenking.bsky.social should cowrite a scary sci-fi whose hero, after falling into the reflecting pool swamp, suddenly gains FAFO supernatural karmic powers and saves not only the U.S., but also the entire universe from a low IQ, sadistic diaper-wearing racist pedo cult leader.

So it seems we ALL have “Spidey Senses.” I knew it! Spider-Man ain’t so special. He’s just a thug who can find Lois Lane’s lips in the dark…but which lips, huh? Stop it!! I know you were thinking the same thing, you sassy little spidey senses lip finder, you. 🫧🍆🫧💋🫧🍆🫧💋🫧🍆🫧

HPV vaccine has ‘almost eliminated’ cervical cancer “…a future where almost nobody gets cervical cancer…is firmly in sight.” HPV vaccine cervical cancer study began in 2008, “led to zero cervical cancer deaths in UK women aged 20-24 from 2020 to 2024” www.positive.news/society/good...

One vaccine changed everything: England's youngest women stopped dying from this cancer medicalxpress.com/news/2026-06...

Then I must be the happiest freak’n tired person in the world.

It’s true! I just googled it. mypetreplica.com

Well that explains a lot.

What in the freak’n Oreo have they lost their ever-lov’n minds is going on here? Did the Keebler elves go rogue or something? Next thing you know, they’ll be trying to sneak in Reflecting Pool Green Algae & Hydrogen Peroxide flavor as double-stuffed. Lord have mercy!!

Yes, it is! The same ass that owns Fox News owns it.

See, she works her little cow ass off and she’s sassy. That’s why if I gotta come back as a cow in my next life, I wanna be her. So anybody know anybody on the inside and wouldn’t mind putting in a “good word” to help a girl, I mean future cow, out? I’ll save you some free milk and give you a ride.😉