Aisle424 Has Fallen
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
Lancelot Orlando McGinnis-Peterson March 2012 - July 10, 2026 RIP, sweetest prince, bestest boy, and purest soul
I used to think the sad military Trump birthday parade with the squeaking tanks was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. But then I saw the empty Trump State Fair with the melting Temu-brand arch, and now I’m going to have to rethink my order of what I think the funniest thing I’ve ever seen is.
I thought Urlacher was in favor of putting artificial covers on things.
🎶No one knows what it's like To be the Bregman To be the sad man Behind blue eyes 🎶