How am I ever suppose to let our foster puppy Zachary go? He's still looking for his forever home. 🐶🐾🥺
Choosing violence today by attempting the Ultimate Southern Emotional Annihilation Double Feature: 🍅 Fried Green Tomatoes straight into 🌼 Steel Magnolias. An era of cinema where women simply gathered, gossiped, cooked, covered up crimes, and absolutely shattered your heart.
Super excited to share these with the world. 🙌🏼 Available now at Apple, Kobo, and Barnes & Noble. 📚 ajnobles.com/2026/04/16/l...
✍🏼I never thought I'd ever officially publish my writing. These are companion Lyrical Poetry books to my musical albums. 🎶 ajnobles.com/2026/04/16/l...
Hegseth gorging himself on a $93 billion feast while the very people who actually bled for this country are left begging for scraps on the floor. You can't wrap yourself in the aesthetics of righteousness while leaving our homeless vets out in the cold. | @slyngstad.bsky.social
That’s Kit Kat. Like Cool Cat before him, he’s a problem and a confession all in one. He’s upset because the rats showed up with this new drug, but he didn’t check the Ecstasy box on his mail-in drug order catalog. 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...
It seems like every time a Randy Schmidt production needs total street trash – not a high-end dealer, or a confused kid about to change their ways, we’re talking total unrepentant junkie dipshit – they happen to look like this: 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...
For some reason Mr. Crack lost his sinister grim reaper voice and now talks like an elderly Jewish man. He berates the drug rats for their incompetence and it just sounds like George Costanza disappointed his father again. It only makes me like him more. It’s too bad he believes in crack eugenics:
Mr. Crack is the Lenny-verse’s Iron Man. Maybe he’s not your favorite, but it all falls apart without him. In his trademark skull hockey mask and Crack hoodie, he’s an NFT Jamie Kennedy bought for $800,000. 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...
It goes so hard that one of the rats drops dead at the end of the song. The others gleefully dispose of his corpse with a comical zip sound. Drug rats rule! 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...
If the Lenny-verse had blown up, this would’ve been 1989’s “Baby Shark.” You’d call me a motherfucker just for typing the title, because that’s all it took to get it stuck in your head. This song bangs. I mean, it fucking bangs. 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...
Look how full of joy they are. If I were a little kid these would immediately be the stars of the show. I would rewind the tape over and over again to listen to their little song. Their little song that goes like this: 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...
President John F. Kennedy The White House June 11, 1963 www.jfklibrary.org/archives/oth...
DHS is already notified of every single individual taken into state or local custody, regardless of whether the law enforcement agency is part of the 287(g) program or not.
Them: You can't make Cajun Vegan food... Me: Mmhmm, bless your heart