The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela
@akachela
Chaotic good professional hater // she/her
I am team Betty. Growing up occasionally visiting a completely ridiculous gas station in a NY town so small it had one of the first traffic lights and dad drove us past his abandoned elementary school was a formative event. Come and take these beaver tits.
My grandparents lived in Canajoharie so every time we visited them, we'd stop at the Betty Beavers outside thruway exit 29 for gas before heading home. My mom absolutely HATED the sign. I just found out they have merch now and I think I need a tshirt.
Went to put on my white noise tracks and Apple Music apparently thinks I should go for an invigorating jog after midnight before the work week
Counterpoint: they name their parking garage sections after the same veggies that used to be on the reusable bags and this made me giggle like a 12 year old
Capped off the week from hell with a yap session over a bottle of wine with my best friend outside on a warm August night
Lori's is using AI to solicit unpaid art for their billboard 🤦♀️
HAHAHAHA got this one street up from my parent's house and immediately turned around. Found a screw in the tire. Stuck here for the night. FUUUUUUUUCK TODAY
As if I don't have enough projects in the house...impulse thrifted a cabinet record player for $20 today. I'm told the turntable works but it needs new speakers. The top lid needs to be reglued. It's covered in 50 year old spider webs and wired like it will burn my house down. I had to have it.
My mom just sent me that she clicked a link from Pinterest for knitting patterns and got this 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Starting to feel like this in my head except replace green eggs and ham with AI
Removed my bathroom fixtures today and they shoved newspaper in the walls behind them????
"Go kiss a computer" would actually work for the AI heads, we've come full circle
Going to buy this and become the ultimate poster
I purposely went with a company for my floors that was recommended as doing quality work and very on top of things and it has been a fucking logistic nightmare. The cherry on top is that instead of getting the hardwood transition I expected from past work (L), I got the dentist office special (R)
I get it most on my Find Your Fade scarf I made in 2017. This was $250 of yarn and a solid month of knitting. No, I will not make you one. I swore after this one it was my last (I made myself another)
when the "dustless tile removal machine" you had to wait 8 weeks to get scheduled for is just two chain-smoking Latinos with some plastic tarps and a shop vac
My friend sent me photos from our trip and I am still cracking up/in awe of the face card of the woman who accidentally photobombed us 🤣
Remember the Boar's Head recall that was just liverwurst before it was massively expanded and then it came out that the plant had meat sluice dripping down the walls growing black mold for years with no consequences
the Michaels newsletter has clearly fallen to AI slop text and private equity overlords and I've put up with it so far but this cannot stand from A FUCKING CRAFT STORE
Somehow every hotel my friend and I book lately, we wind up on a high floor with an insane view 😂