I found a very handsome twig, on the cusp of being a stick, lying by my car this morning. Being a very normal person, I worried that it would get lonely, so I brought it to work.

This is what I woke up to. They are plotting against me and I may not survive the night.

Why the fuck not? One like = one answer.

This is Stella. Stella likes to chase sticks. Stella also likes to chew sticks into smaller sticks, and hadn't quite wrapped her head around the concept of conservation of matter. This is why Stella is now chasing twigs.

It's also super weird that Newsom apparently thought the resemblance was something that should be brought to people's attention. I can't fucking wait not to vote for him. I'm not going to vote for him so fucking hard.

Hey there. Any reason, beyond rank cowardice, why you didn't also share this weird racist rant on BlueSky? Anyway, as one of those Jewish Americans who you have the audacity to speak for, please shut the fuck up.

'Shawanaga' by Robert Murray, 1968 I grew up in an apartment across the street from the Everson Museum, which owns the piece. When I was 4, I climbed all the fuck over it, and now feel slightly guilty.

So I guess you could probably quibble over what is meant, exactly, by "organ," but I personally like the thought of rabbis taking a brief break from more important things to argue about who has the biggest dick. I sort of love the Talmud for that.

I miss home

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.

Just out of curiosity, why did you feel the need to delete this absolute banger? Kind of seems like you're a bit of a fucking coward, no?

Whoever is writing captions for the Guardian seems to have run fresh out of fucks.

Never have heroes. They will break your heart.

One of the best police forces in the country? Remind me: Chicago is still part of Illinois, right?

The alarm system is malfunctioning again

What a lovely way to end the day

Anyway, everything is kind of awful. Here's Walter with his ram's horn.

The cats claim to be poor, and yet . . . #shrimpgate

That last question should get a fucking Pulitzer. Jesus Christ.

www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...

Look at this fucking foot. Look at it I tell you.

What have you done, father? There are books everywhere. How, exactly, am I supposed to deal with this situation?

Imagine missing the point *this* fucking hard

Weird that my little brother is 46

Oranssi Pazuzu. One of the best and loudest shows I've seen in a long long time.