AlaïaArcana (@alaiaarcana) · DIRTY

AlaïaArcana

@alaiaarcana

19 | MDNI | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Writer, general nerd | Recovering loser, fashionably insane genderfucked dyke. Figuring it out one day at a time. PFP by @vvitchbolt.bsky.social

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AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· 21d

throwing my had into the ring

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· 22d

for the dykes

a mirror selfie of Alaia. She is wearing a red flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up and the front open, a black bra, and blue jeans with a brown belt. Her carabiner is hanging from a belt loop on the left side of her jeans.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jul 10

hrt progress! cones are coning

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jun 2

was wearing these so i wouldn't get cold wearing my pencil skirt. i looked like a mismatched rainbow demon wearing the skin of my black clothing but at least i was hot

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jun 2

they let freaks and perverts vote now?

a picture of Alaïa from the nose down to the middle of her torso. She is wearing a black long sleeve crop top with an "I VOTED" sticker attached to it, and has a mask in rainbow pride colors over her mouth. She is doing a peace sign with her right hand.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· May 27

Pretty small, still.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· May 6

I'm so FUCKING funny

friend (name censored): fuck i have to get up
AlaïaArcana: me when im at blockbuster looking for the funny house movie i forgot to buy

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· May 5

FEAR

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· May 5

My tits are weird.

A selfie of Alaïa's chest from the front. She is lifting her black t-shirt and holding the edge between her middle and ring fingers.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· May 4

It's getting there, but wow my shape.

A self taken picture of Alaïa topless, with her face out of frame. Her chest and belly are exposed. She is wearing black boxers, and her right hand is lifting up her t-shirt and bra.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 30

@kallidorarho.bsky.social i hate to @ you but i was having a conversation with @drone6416.bsky.social and, ehe

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 22

I may have gotten a LITTLE carried away at my local bookstore

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 22

sigh.... age regressor sweater

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 21

Yet more evidence as to how awesome I am.

A chart with lawful, neutral and chaotic on the top rows and top, switch and bottom on the side rows. * indicates text highlighted in purple

lawful top
* - knows what they want
* - big strap/dick energy
* - will cook food after

neutral top
- spouse material
- wines and dines you
* - will fuck you as soon as you get home

chaotic top
* - way into dirty talk
* - keyboard smasher
* - wants to order pizza after

lawful switch
- sex toy hoarder
- 'making you cum is my job'
- secretly wants to bottom all the time

true switch
- kinkier than you
* - low-key horny 24/7
- aftercare monarch

chaotic switch
* - brat 24/7
* - always flirty
* - might fall asleep during sex

lawful bottom
- desperate to please
- will call you mommy/daddy
- will cook food after, naked

neutral bottom
- just happy to be topped
- very soft
* - will take a nap after

chaotic bottom
- goblin
* - makes jokes during sex
- demands candy after

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 18

I AM A PERSON! I AM A PERSON! I AM A PERSON, KIONE MONAX!

A depiction of Handler from WARHOUND, traced over an image of Shawn Murphy from the Good Doctor repeating "I am a surgeon." She has white skin with pink hair. She is wearing a black leather coat and a poorly drawn officer's cap with a stamp reading "#1 HANDLER". There is a red aura around her head.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 17

jane handler after asking chudgpt to vibe-code her next brainwashing routine (it did not work)

a poorly drawn mspaint trace of WARHOUND's handler over the peter griffin death pose

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 15

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

VERDICT FOR @ALAIAARCANA.BSKY.SOCIAL

@alaiaarcana.bsky.social is (in red text) a virgin.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 10

My GOAT.

Captain Falcon in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, performing his signature "Falcon Punch"

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Apr 10

SHADES OF HADES: AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE WAR OF FINALITY By Paulena Konstantinidou archiveofourown.org/works/828160...

PAULENA KONSTANTINIDOU

SHADES OF HADES:
AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE WAR OF FINALITY

Image credit: @drone6416.bsky.social

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Mar 11

Got something very important today.

Alaïa holding a grey, egg-shaped clicker in her right hand. There are 4 holes cut into the top of the clicker, and a large, black button directly above them.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Mar 10

hey!! not quite as fancy, but here's my everyday tank of a casio lol

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Feb 24

i love easiĺy stolen trends!!

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Feb 18

This one is nice. Big fan.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Feb 13

chat am i cooked

Black text reading $0.01 on a white background.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jan 22

Not that surprised actually

Results from the website bdsmtest.org:
100% Switch
87% Experimentalist
78% Rigger
75% Pet
71% Dominant
64% Degrader
63% Rope bunny
61% Owner
52% Non-monogamist
51% Brat tamer
51% Masochist
51% Submissive
46% Sadist
45% Vanilla
41% Exhibitionist
41% Primal (Hunter)
34% Brat
34% Degradee
32% Primal (Prey)
31% Voyeur
25% Little
21% Daddy/Mommy
20% Master/Mistress
4% Slave
0% Ageplayer

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jan 21

girl who has only seen ford's theater: "i'm getting a real ford's theater vibe from this place"

A picture of Ford's theater from the National Parks Foundation website. https://www.nationalparks.org/explore/parks/fords-theatre-national-historic-site

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jan 20

I am not immune to propaganda (or trends)

Get to know me
1 like = 1 answer

A list of 30 different questions.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jan 14

it's here!!!!

A copy of WARHOUND: Volume 1 by Kallidora Rho resting on a grey pillow and a white cloth.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jan 12

Finally have these! made these with my aunt and they look STUNNING

A series of bracelets with symbols. From top to bottom:

Grey anarchy symbol.
Teal transgender symbol.
A bracelet with the colors of the transgender flag.
A white lesbian symbol, bracelet in the colors of the lesbian flag.

A series of bracelets with black beads. One has a purple mercury symbol.

AlaïaArcana@alaiaarcana· Jan 12

wow im 13 hours late to a trend

Black text on white background:

Ask me my "Top 5 Anything"