would have saved some, but I already pissed

...and by pig I mean locked bc I have things to doooo

Sorry friend, but I couldn't resist.

New jock for #humpday

90 degree days like no clothing or work please thank you

Works done so you know what time it is

Why don't we just work from home today, you and me?

🔥 but for everyone's sake, I am now eating

Think the plumber that's arriving in less than 10 also enjoys hump day?

#hypnobate #hypnoedge #hynogoon

Feeling horny, might bate.

happy #monochromemonday #mcm

Damn, my headphones died. Pause.

feeling frisky

Woke up haaaard (and hungover from my roommates birthday)

Which is your favorite? 1. Goatee 2. Just a moustache 3. Clean shaven

New apartment, whose this?

Hi hello! I know I said I would be back in March but then I decided to move and I have ADHD so I forget that apps exist, annnywaaays here's a little of what I've been up to in the mean time 😘

Assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true or not.

Happy #fcf

Much love and many thanks this year 💕

Havent forgotten about you, just working on some different content 😘

Finished after the additional 10

Going for 20min, like or repost to add time #bate #goon #SundayStroke

I'll let you decide how long I bate again tonight. 1 like = 10 min, 1 repost = 15min, closes at 6:30pm est

Had a bit of fun earlier #strokesunday #pup

Pup Hart playing with his bone for the next 20 min. 1 like = add 5 min, 1 repost = add 10 min, closed at 7:55 est. #sundaystroke #bate #pup

You decide how long my #SundayStroke is, 1 like = 10 min, 1 repost = 15 min, 1 like & 1 repost = 25 min and a nude dm (max 5 hours, voting ends at 7:30 est)

Last week before classes start back up #tugittuesday #bate #goon #gay