Petition to standardize glow-in-the-dark light switch plates and also normalize labelling them

Every time the five-year-old kids in this show say “It’s so yummy!” my husband and I can’t resist saying, “It’s so nummy!” like our toddler 😂

This gets funnier once they can start taking pictures with it. I still don’t understand how my toddler managed to set a dozen random alarms, though.

Kinda digging the alternate subgenre of “local girl develops star-crossed romance with protagonist reincarnated as a nonhuman.” Everyone’s rooting for you, Mr. Vending Machine!

This is Gracie. She has had two vet visits in the last two weeks, each costing over $400.

Downside to audiobooks: I can’t screenshot iconic lines and text them to people who have been listening to me talk about the book (I typed it out instead. Worth it)

My lock screen

If you’re designing a public bathroom, consider a backsplash below the paper towel holder before everyone gets wet plaster under their fingernails.

Agreed

Every time I see him I can’t help but think of the mermaid movie where he’s playing Louis XIV. Absolutely wild. 😂

Yes

I think my Focus Friend forgot his meds today.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.

Feeling like a machine for turning water into piss, lately

This is Freddie. She is a four-year-old gremlin with a magnificent Aussie butt.

This is Gracie, also known as Princess Grandma. She is thirteen years old.

I finished a project!

My studio is our couch, but I guess we could pretend it’s the basement or our old roommate’s bedroom? (At the very least I desperately need to set up a space for photographing my work, because it’s a secondhand couch, and our dog and baby are layering new stains over old stains.)

While all the new EVs are cool, I think Subaru may have misunderstood the mandate to replace Tesla

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ake the fiction characters quiz and post the first 4 you know. Tina Belcher 79% Charles Boyle 78% Abed Nadir 76% Peeta Mellark 76% openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

God I have been there (Now we here)

I don’t have a New England Journal of Medicine subscription but I can still see the abstract:

Hahahahaha yeah about that

My dad’s always been big on beans and bullets, but this is what prepping for economic collapse looks like when you have a ten-month-old.

Post dog

This was my mom’s extremely basic recipe back when she had to feed five kids seven days a week….my older brother liked it enough to ask for the recipe when he moved out, but I think the rest of us just tolerated it. 😅

Do crimp beads expire? Is that a thing??

I liked the snarky Crooked Media blurb. Although maybe they’re hoping he’s going to bully the Republicans, which seems optimistic to me.