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Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 14

'Strength through unity' is it?

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 14

Blurry close up of Kieth's quiff.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 13

Is that...normal walking you're doing?

The Johnson from Peep Show, a look of revulsion on his face.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 13

Like that PS3 Ghostbusters game with the self-insert character.

Five Ghostbusters?

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 10

Looks there's MJ.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 10

I'm getting visions of the car window signing scene from Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 10

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 10

The line up for the most recent episode, can you imagine the bantz! HIGNFY can't be evil, they've got lovely Tennant and a lesbian comedian, neither of whom you will ever see on the show again, but Gove is on speed dial.

Latest line up is David Tennant hosting, with Paul and Ian, and guests Chloe Petts and Michael Gove.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 10

The world preparing itself for a trip to her graveside.

Large sign from the football World Cup reading Hydration Break.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 9

It's not like Ian Dunt's ever been wrong before.

Ian Dunt tweet when his friend and frothing transphobe Helen Lewis was booted from Ubisoft's Watchdogs: Legion.
"As one of the other voices in this game. Let me go on record to say that I'm incensed by this. Whether you agree with Helen's views on trans issues or not, they are legitimate debate and she is entitled to hold and express them."

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 8

Party's got form.

A spineless Kier Starmer agreeing to every bullshit thing spewing from the lying mouth of Jake Wallis Simons in an interview for the Jewish Chronicle.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 8

Farage is doing some kind of Brewster's Millions strategy here, but I really don't get it.

Election poster from film Brewster's Millions.
Richard Pryor is in a suit, pinching his nose and holding out his other hand as if in warning, with the caption "I'll only make things worse, and that's a promise."

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 7

This I can get behind.

A sign reading Graham Platner for U.S Senate.
The sign is hanging upside down.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 6

Americans criticising sausages, is it?

Lisa Simpson visualising how a hotdog is made (rat tails, racoon feet, pigeon heads, and old boot leather).

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 3

Ray in Ghostbusters, pointing at a fire pole and saying to Egon and Peter "You gotta try this pole.".

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 3

Martin from The Simpsons, standing naked and alone in his broken swimming pool.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 3

"Ladies and gentlemen, to evil."

Mr Black and bullies at Kamp Krusty.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jul 1

"I don't recall saying this as a bad thing."

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 30

Old Dunty's upset now, but I doubt he'll put two and two together.

Ian Dunt tweet: A travesty. What in God's name is the matter with her.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 29

Ian Dunt whenever he hears a sensible speak.

Character from The Fast Show that thinks everything, anything, is brilliant.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 27

Yes I hate it, everywhere you go you feel like the poor sod from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 26

Oh great, I loved that guy in Beverly Hills Cop 3!

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 26

Looks like Jay didn't leave Twitter because of all the Nazis, it was because of you meanies.

Jay Rayner Bluesky post:
My take away from the reaction to a couple of my posts over the last 24 hours: a lot of the people I moved over from X to avoid, are now here.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 26

Marty McFly after playing a sick guitar lick.
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your dads are gonna love it."

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 26

Turning on the valve for national identity.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 25

Spoooooky!

A happy little spectral fella.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 22

Man had loser energy leaking from every pore.

Close up of Starmer drinking water a conference, his hand is covered in glitter sprinkled on him by a protester.

Ellis from Die Hard, nervously drinking a coke immediately before being blown away by a terrorist.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 22

Why is he doing that?

Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where they create a dinosaur skeleton out of junk, it looks like it is maybe whistling, or puckering up.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 22

Remember when the press really laid into him for this? Me neither.

Recipient of sex trafficking cash and talent vacuum Emma Barnett, who once asked Angela Rayner is she would nationalise sausages, but changed to ask 'Would you release sausages?'
A normal question, asked by a normal journalist, on normal island.

Alan.Steve@alansteve· Jun 20

10 inch heels?