Albert
@albertcumus
About: NSFW lewd-merchant with artistic pretentions Stats: 6ft, 41, he/him, British Likes: hot minds and hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: Fill your boots on saves and reposts.
Uh yeah : (
Do you ever think the sun is a bit mad? Like, it brings life to an entire planet and billions of mortals see it every day but not one of them is allowed to stare at it or else it'll fuck you up? It's pure Greek myth
There's this rose which has shot out a flowering branch right across my back door and obviously it's too pretty to cut down but also too thorny to get past without cutting my arms to shit Not to be dramatic but I am literally a PRISONER TO BEAUTY (But then, whomst among us isn't?)
Good morning! I'm on week three of keto and does anyone have anything tasty but low carb that I can eat for breakfast?
An artist's impression of what this could look like. Just replace my hand with [redacted]
see, these guys get it honestly it would be such a cute first date icebreaker because afterwards you could go to a quiet bar and have a playful argument over which picture is best
find yourself someone who makes you stay wetter than tupperware does in my dishwasher like honestly what the fuck is its problem?
just had a lovely almost-everything shower in case anyone's at a loose end and fancies taking arty black and whites of the tip sliding in 👉👈
Saw a thing saying name a perfect 90s album that isn't by Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains and pardon me sir they could not have been further from my mind
I would be flabbergasted if anyone has but
Mono for monday *whispers seductively* I'm not wearing any underwear you know
Thighsday featuring accidental cute lil bra and suspender set courtesy of, erm, the windowframe
It's possible - probable, even - that you're completely unaware of the kindest thing you ever did. That just by being you you saved the day or year or life of someone you barely know. Have a wednesday well done on me x
Hehe that was quick. Someone's playing it already and they seem to be having a lovely time